Night bounces at Choctaw... an E2 replacement pilot sitting in the back gets the urge; he's gotta go. Luckily for him he brought along a plastic bag. So he gets out of his SV2, strips off his flight suit, and drops off a few marines. Of course he has to tell the 2 guys in the front seats (while the FNG on the left is trying to fly a decent pattern). So as the chuckling and disbelief subside once they full stop, the knucklhead with the doggy bag gets out of the aircraft and takes it to the LSO shack. As if paddles wants to see/smell it?!? Figuring there's nowhere to dispense of said contents, he takes it with him on the return trip to Pensacola in the COD. That's a well travelled piece of sh*t.
For all you urine (piss) tube student pilots, make sure you have good tone before firing.