Just curious

[fc2spyguy]

Ok, something I've been kinda curious about. What the heck do you do when you've been on a long flight an use of the head is needed. Are you hooked up to something or is it just a wet seat?

 

[zab1001]

I get out of the seat and take a p!ss in the urinal. Then I fix a cup of coffee and smack the Tacco in the back of the head.

 

[skidkid]

I reach onto the floor grab the relief tube put water from my camelback in it to make sure it works, hope my co-pilot can fly straight and level for a while unzip, move the seatbelt to the side, wish my dick was a lot bigger and then piss intot he tube raining sunshine on the landscape below and hope j@ck@ss doestn hit "turbulence"

 

[bch]

in training aircraft, you won't be aloft for more than 2.5 at a time (and that is a REAL LONG flight). I hold it. T-34 had a relief tube, they were not reliable and not clean, so I never used it. TH-57, if you are doing something at and OLF, get out and piss.
If not hold it.

 

[fc2spyguy]

Kind of makes me wonder when relief tubes were actually fitted onto aircraft. At what point could aircraft stay aloft long enough that that became a problem....

 

[zab1001]

ah, but if you are in T-44s or C-12s, you WILL be flying longer than 2.5. No worries, relief tube as well, as your IP does the rudder dance.

 

[Fly Navy]

I've used the T-34 relief tube twice... it's... gross. However, when you're about to piss your pants... well, you do what you have to do.

Thank God the T-45 typical flight is 1.3-1.5.

 

[PropStop]

I get out of the seat and take a p!ss in the urinal. Then I fix a cup of coffee and smack the Tacco in the back of the head.

hahaha!

I enjoy dropping an ass bomb as i visit the TACCO NavCom station. You know, sharing the wealth...

 

[zab1001]

I have also had to "do the other thing" in a plastic bag.

It is as gross as you think it is.

 

[fc2spyguy]

Wonder what terminal velocity is for urine, and how dispersed it is when it hits the ground... Drops or mist? Man some of the stupid thoughts I get in my head when I'm bored...

 

[fc2spyguy]

I have also had to "do the other thing" in a plastic bag.

It is as gross as you think it is.

I just had to do the stool samples in a cup for my flight physical.... That sucked, I'm sure the bag was worse, couldn't just toss it out the window...

 

[PropStop]

we transported some prowler pukes one day as a favor. One of the chicks flying with us evidently had to use the head and didn't see the BIG RED LETTERS spelling out "DO NOT USE" over the toilet seat - or maybe she was too much of a sally to use a cup. I'm glad most VP chicks can pee standing up. Lets just say i'm glad I wasn't the IFT for that flight....

 

[Fly Navy]

Ahh, the part of Naval Aviation that doesn't get discussed in the movies.

 

[zab1001]

we transported some prowler pukes one day as a favor. One of the chicks flying with us evidently had to use the head and didn't see the BIG RED LETTERS spelling out "DO NOT USE" over the toilet seat - or maybe she was too much of a sally to use a cup. I'm glad most VP chicks can pee standing up. Lets just say i'm glad I wasn't the IFT for that flight....

Thats fvcking bullsh!t. That chick had no right to have an E clean up her mess. Somebody should have handed her some chemwipes and cleaner. I knew a nav who cr@pped in a bag and left in the doppler well and then tried to 'not claim it'. He finally broke down with the whole crew (10 of us) just staring at him.

 

[PropStop]

Thats fvcking bullsh!t. That chick had no right to have an E clean up her mess. Somebody should have handed her some chemwipes and cleaner. IQUOTE]

it was BS. What sucks is we didn't notice till the repo back, after we'd dropped them off. Much as I wanted to fly back and wring her neck, we didn't have the gas to... lousy day