Naaaaaaaaaaaahhh ... I just don't wear Spandex, for a host of reasons.
Nor Speedos ...
Why ya gotta hate on the Banana Hammock?
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It's good to be king (the good deals the top of the CoC get)
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Why ya gotta hate on the Banana Hammock?
So where do I sign up to be her pilot?
The pilot doesn't usually get the best view or the one on one time...the crew chief however...
MasterBates
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My crew chief got to talk to Jessica Simpson (and ogle her for an hour). Bastard went up net.. I did get a nice view of her ass as she walked out (we stayed turning on deck to bring her back to the CV when she was done)
We had NFL cheerleaders come out on two separate occasions while I was in Djibouti. The funniest thing about it all was to watch the reactions from the females on base. You'd have thought someone peed in their Cheerios.
One one of our (female) Navs who was miffed by it was over heard saying "No one looks good in green spandex" (in reference to the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders who were all over base) to which one of her male counterparts replied "Neither does anyone in a desert flightsuit."
One one of our (female) Navs who was miffed by it was over heard saying "No one looks good in green spandex" (in reference to the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders who were all over base) to which one of her male counterparts replied "Neither does anyone in a desert flightsuit."
I suspect I know part of the reason they reacted that way. I got to leave the ship during an extended 100+ days at sea in the Indian Ocean with no portcalls in early 80s for a week. I had to lay overnight in Diego awaiting a C-141 airlift. Our Det OinC pointed out phenomena at play on the Island in which the few females present really became popular (no surprise there) giving rise to the "DGAR" rating system in which a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10 was really a 4 back home. At first, you need a six pack to make up the missing points, but the longer you are there, the less beer it takes 9according to his logic).
Soo, if a similar phenomena was at play in your situation, I'd venture the local females wouldn't want any distraction fromt he attention they had grown accustomed to while OCONUS.
+1 for him for witty retort. maybe she was in charge when they came aboard Nimitz and extracted her revenge vvvv
080203-N-3567L-004 ATLANTIC OCEAN (Feb. 2, 2008) Miami Dolphins cheerleaders wear fire-fighting gear during a general quarters drill aboard the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71). The cheerleaders visited the carrier to perform a half-time show during the Super Bowl. Theodore Roosevelt is conducting carrier qualifications off the coast of Virginia. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Nathan Lockwood (Released)
Revenge of the Dolphins
Word must have gotten back to them because they dropped the green spandex....definitely looks better than a desert or traditional green flightsuit for sure!
090121-N-1082Z-087 BAHRAIN (Jan. 21, 2009) The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders pose for a photo aboard the guided-missile cruiser USS Vella Gulf (CG 72). Vella Gulf is deployed as part of the Iwo Jima Expeditionary Strike Group supporting maritime security operations in the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Jason R. Zalasky/Released)
Word must have gotten back to them because they dropped the green spandex....definitely looks better than a desert or traditional green flightsuit for sure!
090121-N-1082Z-087 BAHRAIN (Jan. 21, 2009) The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders pose for a photo aboard the guided-missile cruiser USS Vella Gulf (CG 72). Vella Gulf is deployed as part of the Iwo Jima Expeditionary Strike Group supporting maritime security operations in the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Jason R. Zalasky/Released)
With the exception of the rate/rank disconnect ... this could be just the opening act of yet 'another' wetting down @ the Marmont 3 in OLONGAPO ...
Indeed, here's another memory of times long gone
030619-N-2385R-010 The Arabian Gulf (Jun. 19, 2003) -- A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader performs during a United Services Organization (USO) show for crewmembers, while a crewmember does push-ups aboard USS Nimitz (CVN 68). Nimitz Carrier Strike Group and Carrier Air Wing Eleven (CVW-11) are deployed in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Operation Iraqi Freedom is the multi-national coalition effort to liberate the Iraqi people, eliminate Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, and end the regime of Saddam Hussein. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 3rd Class Yesenia Rosas. (RELEASED)
Another Hard Luck trip for Admiral Mullen
071218-N-0696M-030 KUWAIT (Dec. 18, 2007) Navy Adm. Mike Mullen. chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, introduces Miss USA Rachel Smith during the USO holiday tour stop at Logistics Support Area Kuwait. Along with Smith, Mullen was joined by comedians Lewis Black and Robin Williams, seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong and award-winning recording artist Kid Rock in the 15-stop, seven-country tour thanking the forward-deployed troops for their sacrifice and service. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Chad J. McNeeley (Released)
071218-N-0696M-070 KUWAIT (Dec. 18, 2007) Miss USA Rachel Smith, Deborah Mullen, Navy Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Lt. Gen Whitcomb, commander, U.S. Army Central Command, and Kid Rock enjoy the comedy of Robin Williams during the 2007 USO Holiday Tour stop at the Logistics Support Area Kuwait. Along with Smith, Williams and Rock, tour host Mullen was joined by comedians Lewis Black and seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong on the 15-stop, seven-country tour thanking the forward deployed troops for their sacrifice and service. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Chad J. McNeeley (Released)
071218-N-0696M-030 KUWAIT (Dec. 18, 2007) Navy Adm. Mike Mullen. chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, introduces Miss USA Rachel Smith during the USO holiday tour stop at Logistics Support Area Kuwait. Along with Smith, Mullen was joined by comedians Lewis Black and Robin Williams, seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong and award-winning recording artist Kid Rock in the 15-stop, seven-country tour thanking the forward-deployed troops for their sacrifice and service. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Chad J. McNeeley (Released)
071218-N-0696M-070 KUWAIT (Dec. 18, 2007) Miss USA Rachel Smith, Deborah Mullen, Navy Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Lt. Gen Whitcomb, commander, U.S. Army Central Command, and Kid Rock enjoy the comedy of Robin Williams during the 2007 USO Holiday Tour stop at the Logistics Support Area Kuwait. Along with Smith, Williams and Rock, tour host Mullen was joined by comedians Lewis Black and seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong on the 15-stop, seven-country tour thanking the forward deployed troops for their sacrifice and service. U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Chad J. McNeeley (Released)
I beg to differ...although spandex would be nice, the flightsuit can't hide "natural talent".
050717-N-7281D-025 San Diego (July 17, 2005) – Director Rob Cohen and Commanding Officer, Naval Air Station North Island, Capt. T. G. Alexander, greet the cast of the major motion picture movie “Stealth”, starring Jamie Foxx, Jessica Biel and Josh Lucas. The Hollywood premier screening was held aboard Naval Air Station North Island. The U.S. Navy supported the production and portions of the movie were shot aboard several Navy vessels, including the nuclear powered aircraft carriers USS Nimitz (CVN 68), USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74), and USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72). U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class LaQuisha S. Davis (RELEASED)
050717-N-9698C-020 San Diego (July 17, 2005) – Actor Jamie Foxx, Actress Jessica Biel and Actor Josh Lucas pose near an F/A-18F Super Hornet after arriving on board Naval Air Station North Island prior to the Hollywood premiere screening of the major motion picture movie “Stealth”. The U.S. Navy supported the production and portions of the movie were shot aboard several Navy vessels, including the nuclear powered aircraft carriers USS Nimitz (CVN 68), USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74), and USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72). U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate Airman John Ciccarelli (RELEASED)
Back to OP topic - Amazing that celebs come to see you
040308-N-2383B-007 Washington, D.C., (Mar. 8, 2004) – Acclaimed Academy Award winning actor and World War II combat veteran Chief's Gunner Mate Ernest Borgnine, stopped by the Pentagon to meet with Adm. Michael G. Mullen, Vice Chief of Naval Operations (VCNO). Mr. Borgnine is in the D.C. area to meet with military personnel and will be the Master of Ceremonies for the 2004 Lone Sailor Awards Dinner. A 1997 recipient of the award established in 1987 to honor naval service veterans who have distinguished themselves in their professions through public service and national leadership. Mr. Borgnine will present this years award to Mr. Ben Bradlee, vice president at of the Washington Post and Adm. Stansfield Turner, USN (Ret.), director of the CIA from 1997 to 1981. U.S. Navy photo by Chief Photographer's Mate Johnny Bivera. (RELEASED)
040308-N-2383B-007 Washington, D.C., (Mar. 8, 2004) – Acclaimed Academy Award winning actor and World War II combat veteran Chief's Gunner Mate Ernest Borgnine, stopped by the Pentagon to meet with Adm. Michael G. Mullen, Vice Chief of Naval Operations (VCNO). Mr. Borgnine is in the D.C. area to meet with military personnel and will be the Master of Ceremonies for the 2004 Lone Sailor Awards Dinner. A 1997 recipient of the award established in 1987 to honor naval service veterans who have distinguished themselves in their professions through public service and national leadership. Mr. Borgnine will present this years award to Mr. Ben Bradlee, vice president at of the Washington Post and Adm. Stansfield Turner, USN (Ret.), director of the CIA from 1997 to 1981. U.S. Navy photo by Chief Photographer's Mate Johnny Bivera. (RELEASED)
I beg to differ...although spandex would be nice, the flightsuit can't hide "natural talent".
050717-N-7281D-025 San Diego (July 17, 2005) – Director Rob Cohen and Commanding Officer, Naval Air Station North Island, Capt. T. G. Alexander, greet the cast of the major motion picture movie “Stealth”, starring Jamie Foxx, Jessica Biel and Josh Lucas. The Hollywood premier screening was held aboard Naval Air Station North Island. The U.S. Navy supported the production and portions of the movie were shot aboard several Navy vessels, including the nuclear powered aircraft carriers USS Nimitz (CVN 68), USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74), and USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72). U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class LaQuisha S. Davis (RELEASED)
050717-N-9698C-020 San Diego (July 17, 2005) – Actor Jamie Foxx, Actress Jessica Biel and Actor Josh Lucas pose near an F/A-18F Super Hornet after arriving on board Naval Air Station North Island prior to the Hollywood premiere screening of the major motion picture movie “Stealth”. The U.S. Navy supported the production and portions of the movie were shot aboard several Navy vessels, including the nuclear powered aircraft carriers USS Nimitz (CVN 68), USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74), and USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72). U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate Airman John Ciccarelli (RELEASED)
I cry foul! Jessica Biel is a ringer that gives her flightsuit a good name.