Drysuit + JHMCS = looking like something from Halo with the mobility of the aforementioned Ralphie...
I had a JO bud who was a short, round guy. Guy would be dripping sweat before we even walked out of mx control in said poopie suit. Anyway, him and I were hot seating with one another one morning (during annual Oceana poopie suit ops), and as I climb down, I give him a quick "have fun" and then start to walk off. Then I realize he is still standing there, looking at me with his big sad eyes. He gives me a little "can you give me a boost" signal. I walk over, slightly amused, and offer my hand for his foot. He gets one up there, and then just kind of lingers, again, looking at me expectantly. So I boost his other foot as he is finally all aboard on the ladder. The next moment was as much entertainment as I had probably all that month. He kind of sways a little bit, gets his momentum, and then just leaps up, and slams down onto the LEX with his upper body. Then I watch him wriggle the rest of his body up over the side like a fish, and lays there for a minute sloth style. As he is laying like a retarded gimp, half on the LEX, half dangling off, he gives me a big thumbs up and an idiot smile and finally gets the rest of the way in. Awesome dude, but he hadn't even probably started the left motor before everyone in the squadron had heard the story. Guess the drysuit is a little more restrictive for some than for others
