Hi Everyone,
I found this "Insurance Sales Rep." job description on MSN's job search today. I thought it was funny and that I'd share.
ALLIGATORS - We need several semi-obnoxious, pushy sales pros with skin like alligators for a boring and repetitive sales job. Our current staff, who are the laziest group of individuals that you'd ever want to meet, drag themselves through a 4-day work week deciding whether to complain about the weather (it's always too hot or cold to sell, except for one week in early October), the economy (nobody can afford anything except lottery tickets), or the management (who we know can't find their butts with both hands because they're usually sitting on them). However, somehow they manage to make it to their appointments (leads provided) and make a great deal of money, which surprises the heck out of all of us because it’s not October and we don't sell lottery tickets. If you have the appropriate sensibilities (none) and desire to make $50,000 - $75,000 next year give us a call.
Robin
IS2(SCW)
http://www.geocities.com/califchick1175/USN/navy.html
I found this "Insurance Sales Rep." job description on MSN's job search today. I thought it was funny and that I'd share.
ALLIGATORS - We need several semi-obnoxious, pushy sales pros with skin like alligators for a boring and repetitive sales job. Our current staff, who are the laziest group of individuals that you'd ever want to meet, drag themselves through a 4-day work week deciding whether to complain about the weather (it's always too hot or cold to sell, except for one week in early October), the economy (nobody can afford anything except lottery tickets), or the management (who we know can't find their butts with both hands because they're usually sitting on them). However, somehow they manage to make it to their appointments (leads provided) and make a great deal of money, which surprises the heck out of all of us because it’s not October and we don't sell lottery tickets. If you have the appropriate sensibilities (none) and desire to make $50,000 - $75,000 next year give us a call.
Robin
IS2(SCW)
http://www.geocities.com/califchick1175/USN/navy.html