HEY ZAB !!! (or whatever your "real" name is .... )

[A4sForever]

HEY ZAB !!! I got some nectarines @ the Commissary today --- and they were from Chile !!! Did you pick 'em while not flying ???

P.S. ... ever notice how much the Chilean flag looks like the flag of the Republic of Tejas ???

 

[webmaster]

That would require him to:

1) Stop playing solitaire on the computer at work.
2) Be sober after he depletes the local stock of Heineken.

A4s, now I know who the old fart wandering down the aisles slowing me up was! Thanks! BTW, did you find the Depends and prunes?

 

[zab1001]

uh...

yeah I first noticed the chilean flag at a RIMPAC meeting with some of their aircrews. one of my sensor operators was like "what is texas doing here?"...

nectarines...when I first read that I thought you wrote "neckties"....HAVE ANOTHER BEER.....TO BILL BRASKY!!!

 

[A4sForever]

A4s, now I know who the old fart wandering down the aisles slowing me up was! Thanks! BTW, did you find the Depends and prunes?

No, no, no, no, Web-san ... you have got to know your priorities. Prunes --- and then Depends ... and it depends on what, by the way ???

 

[webmaster]

No, no, no, no, Web-san ... you have got to know your priorities. Prunes --- and then Depends ... and it depends on what, by the way ???

No, just making sure that they were able to assist you in finding the products you require, in this case:

 

[HooverPilot]

Don't be fooled. ZAB will pick anything if he thinks he can make some hooch out of it. Of course I would too.

Anyone got blueprints for a still that will fit in the space of, oh lets say a standard USN rack? (Size requirement is for illustration purposes only, I would never think of doing such a thing).

 

[zab1001]

Don't be fooled. ZAB will pick anything if he thinks he can make some hooch out of it. Of course I would too.

TO BILL BRASKY!

-"Bill Brasky is a son of a b!tch!"
-"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
-"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
-"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
-"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
-"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
-"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
-"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
-"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."

 

[VarmintShooter]

Anyone got blueprints for a still that will fit in the space of, oh lets say a standard USN rack? (Size requirement is for illustration purposes only, I would never think of doing such a thing).

Come on dude ... find yourself an unused fan room and go for broke ... a standard USN rack is nowhere near big enough to produce adequate quantity (although it could be cool to run a straw up next to your pillow for an easy nightcap).

 

[Ryoukai]

Bill Brasky showed me how to love a woman and scold a child! To Bill Brasky!

 

[A4sForever]

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

(now see what you've done ...)

 

[Ryoukai]

"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

 

[Jolly Roger]

To Bill Brasky, a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball, may he rest in peace.

"Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."

"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

 

[Ryoukai]

^ I'm just the same as you are, baby. I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. The only difference is that once my pants are on I make gold records.

 

[zab1001]

and now its off track. the end.