Goose meets Jet Engine

[MasterBates]

At P&W we sometimes used frozen to simulate velocities that were beyond the capabilities of the chicken gun.

 

[Schnugg]

A 5 pound chicken at 500 knots or a 500 pound chicken at 5 knots.

Pick your evil.

 

[MasterBates]

I'll take the 500 pound chicken. That plus my M1 = Big ass barbecue.

 

[scoolbubba]

At P&W we sometimes used frozen to simulate velocities that were beyond the capabilities of the chicken gun.

Where can i buy a chicken gun? There are some people in the south texas area I would enjoy shooting with a frozen chicken at high velocity.

 

[a2b2c3]

Concur on the 500 pounder. I don't think that thing would have the energy to keep moving for long. That and at 5 kts it'd be a lot easier to miss.

Edit: +1 to Scoolbubba. I concur with that as well.

 

[Lobster]

where do they find the geese volunteers for these studies?!?!

Canada, they're dying to get in...

 

[nugget61]

http://tailspinstales.blogspot.com/2009/01/one-way-to-bring-down-airliner.html

Hence the reason the Airbus went down. Holy cats. You can hear the broken-off fan blades clattering as they hit the ground.

We know the real reason it went down was because of terrorist geese...
http://www.gunslot.com/pictures/terrorist-goose-cell-found-new-york