Going out in P-cola/Fashion for officers

[C420sailor]

This is the most retarded-looking item of clothing ever invented. Bonus points the further askew it is being worn. Double if there's a do-rag underneath. Oh, the humanity . . .

It's not cool if you don't leave the sticker on it.

 

[rare21]

I tailor my wardrobe around the concealment of my weapon.

 

[DocT]

The girl was saying we stand out so bad. We all have our short haircuts and poor taste of clothing. I actually was LOL'ing at some of the stuff she was saying. Then once she started complaining, her three other friends chipped in their two cents.

Did you hit back with "We're just glad you guys have a full set of teeth between you and you aren't pregnant."

 

[mmx1]

I tailor my wardrobe around the concealment of my weapon.

That's usually not a concern when I'm headed to the bar.

 

[KCOTT]

Did you hit back with "We're just glad you guys have a full set of teeth between you and you aren't pregnant."

No, because I was trying to stay in the game and didn't want to take the risk. But I kid you not, it did cross my mind as I was amazed that they did not have those attributes.

Haha, I like where this thread has gone.

 

[rare21]

That's usually not a concern when I'm headed to the bar.

it is for me

 

[RHPF]

This is the most retarded-looking item of clothing ever invented. Bonus points the further askew it is being worn. Double if there's a do-rag underneath. Oh, the humanity . . .

Blame that whole look on the 909. Attached is one of the many signs that Mutt Lynch's in Newport puts up every spring for the 909ers coming west.

/Standing by for neg rep from the Stars and Straps crowd.

 

[PropAddict]

That's usually not a concern when I'm headed to the bar.

Yeah. . .one of the places I would most like to have it is specifically on the
concealed carry No-No list in my state. Genius.

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

My New Haircut look is to the east coast what "Bro-diego" is to the west coast. You know what I'm talking about...flat brim ballcap tilted ever so sideward, hoodie with ridiculous "urban" pattern, cargo shorts, skate shoes (worn by those who've never skated)...slight air of douchebaggery...

I think you're talking mainly about people in PB.

 

[MrsPickle]

I've gone out with the SNAs (usually as the DD *sigh*)... anyway, most of our friends dress well, but then they open their mouths. They act like they're "God's gift to women" just because they fly. Ummm, it's a P3... you're not tailhooks. Besides, save a VERY few, the tailhooks are bigger douches than the rest of you all.

I'm telling you all... the best place to find NORMAL, good looking girls is at NORMAL places. Have you ever heard of shopping somewhere else, besides the comissary? Have you gone out with your married buddies? Us wives, we're like the mafia, we know everyone! Also, if you hang out with your married buddies' wives (NOT LIKE THAT, YOU TARDS), you're going to look less threatening and more like a normal guy.

Chicks want:
a) a normal guy that doesn't reek of desperation
b) find a meal ticket and a baby daddy
c) to get laid, just like the rest of you
**if you can find A and C in the same girl, you're made! kickass!**

Seriously, why do you ask other guys about girls? The retard level is so high...
*sigh*

 

[kejo]

I think you're talking mainly about people in PB.

Mainly yes...but certainly not limited to PB. I live downtown and see it every day. LA, too.

 

[Spekkio]

Seriously, why do you ask other guys about girls? The retard level is so high...

Your post is otherwise sound, but I can honestly say that the worst advice I've ever gotten about women is from other women.

Oh yeah, I was surprised, too. I actually met girls at Suite that didn't have kids, weren't over 30 years old, or overweight either. But it appears that our fellow SNA's have not been doing their part.

Last night, my roommate and I actually found ourselves in a somewhat encouraging situation, until that is they found out that were in the military, and furthermore, flight students.

One of the girls I was talking to, said she had just gone on a date with one of the SNA's in a-pool with us (name withheld, she actually told me his name). She said it was the worst date she had ever been on. She said the guy was a nerd, social skills subpar, and that he kept making fun of her because she was from Mississippi. To top it, she ordered a steak and a beer while he ordered a bowl of stew and a glass of lemonade (they were at McGuire's mind you). She thought it was really weird and a crappy date.

So she told me that since we are in the military, we have to try harder apparently because we are overhyped. She was also making fun of us flight students in general that most of us don't know how to dress well (although she complimented me) and that we are terrible at approaching girls. So to all you other SNA's/SNFO's that are bringing us down, step it up!

If you find yourself talking about your current job more than about 5 minutes on a first date, most good women are going to think you're a tool. They just want to know that you can take care of yourself and have enough left over to take care of them, too. Beyond that, you're going to start to put them to sleep. On top of that, talking about your awesome job where you get to deploy for 9+ months straight for the next few years isn't going to attract too many stable women.

Personally, I try not to tell them my exact job on the first date or two, because I don't feel like being judged by how much money I make. Depending on the flow of the conversation, I'll typically dodge the question by either A) make myself a professional of some hobby I like to steer the conversation away from business and onto fun stuff B) sarcastically say that I'm a bum and don't do anything at all/make up some outlandish story how I got the money to come to the place C) make fun of her for asking such a mundane question or D) act offended that she's trying to judge me by my income.

The women who are pretending to listen intently and pretending to be impressed as you brag about being an officer/pilot/nfo are the sluts or have ulterior motives. Do you really think that being one of those, in an area with a large military base with hundreds if not thousands of others with the same job, makes you special to these women?

 

[armada1651]

I think you're just a bonafide hater, or perhaps the SNA that girl was complaining about. Really, it's not that bad. Unless you prefer Seville with the rest of the military types. Yes, it is guido bar, but like I said, it's p'cola's version of a Miami club.

No, I hate Seville too. I've just come to the conclusion that bars exist to serve me Guinness on nitrogen at those times when the rocket widget bottle just won't cut it. Any girl who's allowing herself to be met at midnight at a bar in Pensacola, Florida is not the kind of girl I want to meet. No offense to the dozens or hundreds of superior officers who met their wives at midnight at a bar in Pensacola, Florida.

 

[BACONATOR]

Your post is otherwise sound, but I can honestly say that the worst advice I've ever gotten about women is from other women.

That's because women SAY they want one thing (what they think the right answer SHOULD be) and really are attracted to another.

Sure, women WANT to be attracted to a nice guy who treats them well, but in reality they usually find that boring, smothering and needy.

Two words: Mystery Method.

EDIT: I didn't believe people when they talked about assholes wearing hats with the stickers still on them. Just the flat-brimmed, cocked hats already bugged the shit out of me. Then I saw the sticker for the first time.... I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, shake the guy until he got his senses back or just jump-kick him in the teeth.... I digress. Do people think this looks GOOD??

 

[rare21]

Yeah. . .one of the places I would most like to have it is specifically on the
concealed carry No-No list in my state. Genius.

its perfect for me, as a cop I can carry even in your "no-no" list establishments...