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These are G.I. Joes that fit the mold of people I've seen in the military. Not many civilians will really understand the puns.
Joe Code name: Field Day
Branch: USMC
Rank: PFC
Equipment: Laser Mop
Field day is the Joes cleaning expert. He was selected
to be the only PFC in the new Joe team so others like
Duke wouldn't have to clean their own messes.
Joe Code name: Ra-tzie
Branch: USMC
Rank: 2nd Lt.
Equipment: Rich Parents
Ra-tzie is the hyper motivated ROTC student who joined up to get a free degree. While in college he was made fun of by the other Joes for being in Navy ROTC and plans to make them suffer for it when he finally gets his own command. Favorite quote: "I know I said somethin, RA?"
Joe Code name: Mo-Tow
Branch: National Guard
Rank: Master Sgt.
Equipment: Tow Truck
Mo-Tow became a member of the Joes when the other Joes decided it's a pain in the ass to pull their tanks out of the mud themselves. As a civilian tow truck operator, Mo-Tow is all too enthusiastic to show the Joes what a motivated tow truck operator can do in a non combat environment.
Joe Code Name: Non Reg
Branch: Air Force
Rank: Airman First Class
Equipment: Beard, Long hair.
Non Reg is the new intern with the Joes. He files all of their paper work and enjoys his branches lack of any kind of standard of appearance. Non Reg can often be seen in the supply truck giving motivation to the Joes while they are trainning.
Joe Code Name: No Show
Branch: National Guard
Rank: Private
Equipment: Wearing civilian clothes with utilities.
No Show is an expert in subterfuge. He specializes in remaining UA. Having joined the Joes for college money, he has managed to retain all of those benefits without ever showing up for drill. Nobody is sure what he looks like but some suspect he is the guy wearing a cut off Metallica T-shirt with his utility trousers and cowboy boots.
Joe Code name: Z-Lot
Branch: Army
Rank: Specialist
Equipment: Alarming level of racism.
Z-Lot gets his name from being completely zealous. He blindly hates everybody he thinks blindly hate. He wants to kill everybody who he thinks might kill. Having grown up in Arkansas Z-Lot grew adept at inventing new derogatory names for different ethnicitys. He joined the Joes because he feels that "Those peckerheads wanna take our jobs!"
Joe Code name: Warbook
Branch: U.S. Navy
Rank: Master Chief
Equipment: Wikipedia
Warbook is the female Joe. As a young girl Warbook learned the importance of a job she couldn't get fired from, a philosophy she imparts on other young females to this day. Warbooks job is keeping track of MRE boxes on her cargo ship, The Embellisher. Unofficially she keeps track of the Joes combat record and frequently includes herself in battles. Her skills of inventing fictional details from battles she has never been in are so well honed that even General Hawk isn't even sure that she has only ever been on a cargo ship.
Joe Code name: Field Day
Branch: USMC
Rank: PFC
Equipment: Laser Mop
Field day is the Joes cleaning expert. He was selected
to be the only PFC in the new Joe team so others like
Duke wouldn't have to clean their own messes.
Joe Code name: Ra-tzie
Branch: USMC
Rank: 2nd Lt.
Equipment: Rich Parents
Ra-tzie is the hyper motivated ROTC student who joined up to get a free degree. While in college he was made fun of by the other Joes for being in Navy ROTC and plans to make them suffer for it when he finally gets his own command. Favorite quote: "I know I said somethin, RA?"
Joe Code name: Mo-Tow
Branch: National Guard
Rank: Master Sgt.
Equipment: Tow Truck
Mo-Tow became a member of the Joes when the other Joes decided it's a pain in the ass to pull their tanks out of the mud themselves. As a civilian tow truck operator, Mo-Tow is all too enthusiastic to show the Joes what a motivated tow truck operator can do in a non combat environment.
Joe Code Name: Non Reg
Branch: Air Force
Rank: Airman First Class
Equipment: Beard, Long hair.
Non Reg is the new intern with the Joes. He files all of their paper work and enjoys his branches lack of any kind of standard of appearance. Non Reg can often be seen in the supply truck giving motivation to the Joes while they are trainning.
Joe Code Name: No Show
Branch: National Guard
Rank: Private
Equipment: Wearing civilian clothes with utilities.
No Show is an expert in subterfuge. He specializes in remaining UA. Having joined the Joes for college money, he has managed to retain all of those benefits without ever showing up for drill. Nobody is sure what he looks like but some suspect he is the guy wearing a cut off Metallica T-shirt with his utility trousers and cowboy boots.
Joe Code name: Z-Lot
Branch: Army
Rank: Specialist
Equipment: Alarming level of racism.
Z-Lot gets his name from being completely zealous. He blindly hates everybody he thinks blindly hate. He wants to kill everybody who he thinks might kill. Having grown up in Arkansas Z-Lot grew adept at inventing new derogatory names for different ethnicitys. He joined the Joes because he feels that "Those peckerheads wanna take our jobs!"
Joe Code name: Warbook
Branch: U.S. Navy
Rank: Master Chief
Equipment: Wikipedia
Warbook is the female Joe. As a young girl Warbook learned the importance of a job she couldn't get fired from, a philosophy she imparts on other young females to this day. Warbooks job is keeping track of MRE boxes on her cargo ship, The Embellisher. Unofficially she keeps track of the Joes combat record and frequently includes herself in battles. Her skills of inventing fictional details from battles she has never been in are so well honed that even General Hawk isn't even sure that she has only ever been on a cargo ship.
