remember the zero hangars at iwakuni?
if you were shitfaced enough and you timed it just right you could get a bicycle to just the right speed to get to the top. thing was, if you were too fast you got airborne. then it wasn't pretty.
don't ask me how i know this.
"they found him in the grass
with a kickstand up his ass
and his left nut punctured by a spoke."
Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni
Through the years, the Zero Hangar Visitor Center has remained a silent reminder of the station's past. The hangar is dedicated to the preservation of peace through mutual understanding and cooperation between our two great nations. The full-scale model of a Zero fighter in the Visitor Center is authentic in every detail. The Toho Company Ltd., donated the aircraft, which was manufactured by the Mitsubishi Corporation.
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