For you guys with wives and girlfriends

[supplywife]

Three years and counting...but it does work both ways...I call him at 3:00am too!!

 

[nfo2b]

Seriously! Why would they want hamburger, when they have filet mignon waiting for them at home?

Because sometimes a half pound cheesburger is just so much more satisfying than a 6 ounce filet...oh...wait...that didn't sound right...nevermind!

 

[ACurry]

For future reference, DON'T buy a new button down shirt the same day you go to a strip club...especially without your wife. Somehow she managed to gather every button that flew off. Luckly my friends took one for the team right after she ripped my shirt apart and became human shields when I sat up wondering what the hell just happened as she was about to lactate on me. I HATE OKLAHOMA STRIP CLUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[supplywife]

I hope you at least went to OKC...can't imagine going in Enid!!!

 

[ACurry]

Haven't made it to OKC yet, and you'll probably sleep better at night not imagining what Enid is like.

 

[Lawman]

This was just added for ORM purposes. Make sure you (the guys) get this signed and have it with you before you go out and party. If you get caught by the police without it, standby.

Remember you filled this out when your down at the Pink Pony thinking about whether or not to get the "5 dollar special"

 

[supplywife]

I am from Enid, and I cannot imagine how terrible a experience that would be!!! Sorry man!