phrogpilot73
Well-Known Member
This is something I found on my hard drive today, me and the other FAC's in my Battalion genned it up. Feel free to use it as needed:
During my time in purgatory, I will never forget that I’m a pilot first. With that in mind, the following standards will be upheld:
• I will refer to everyone, regardless of rank as “dude” or “chick”
• I will ensure that I am always the last to arrive, and the first to depart work every day. Especially when deployed. This allows for ample time to play with myself.
• I will refuse to wear any sunglasses that are deemed “appropriate”. I will only wear ones that not only look eccentric, but also help me score with the ladies.
• When in combat, I can be found in my stateroom. Probably playing with myself.
• “Good Training” generally involves getting from point A to point B (in port) while completely wasted. Can also apply to quality time spent playing with myself.
• Stories that start or end with “I was so wasted” are highly encouraged.
• It is acceptable, and in fact encouraged, to talk about masturbation. Especially while in the act.
• When deployed, spend as much time in my rack as possible. If I sleep twelve hours a day, the deployment will only be half as long.
• Shirk as many of my responsibilities and duties as humanly possible. This will give me more time for “Good Training”.
• Don’t think I’m not going to wear my leather jacket in Chucks. It looks cool, and helps me score with the chicks. Plus, it has pockets (that I can use, unlike the tanker jacket) that keep my hands warm so I can play with myself.
• No matter how many dirty looks I get, my hands will still be in my pockets in cammies. It gives me the opportunity to play pocket pool.
• Included in my packing list for deployment will be my pocket pussy. After all, I have to give my hands a break from playing with myself.
Air Officer's Creed
During my time in purgatory, I will never forget that I’m a pilot first. With that in mind, the following standards will be upheld:
• I will refer to everyone, regardless of rank as “dude” or “chick”
• I will ensure that I am always the last to arrive, and the first to depart work every day. Especially when deployed. This allows for ample time to play with myself.
• I will refuse to wear any sunglasses that are deemed “appropriate”. I will only wear ones that not only look eccentric, but also help me score with the ladies.
• When in combat, I can be found in my stateroom. Probably playing with myself.
• “Good Training” generally involves getting from point A to point B (in port) while completely wasted. Can also apply to quality time spent playing with myself.
• Stories that start or end with “I was so wasted” are highly encouraged.
• It is acceptable, and in fact encouraged, to talk about masturbation. Especially while in the act.
• When deployed, spend as much time in my rack as possible. If I sleep twelve hours a day, the deployment will only be half as long.
• Shirk as many of my responsibilities and duties as humanly possible. This will give me more time for “Good Training”.
• Don’t think I’m not going to wear my leather jacket in Chucks. It looks cool, and helps me score with the chicks. Plus, it has pockets (that I can use, unlike the tanker jacket) that keep my hands warm so I can play with myself.
• No matter how many dirty looks I get, my hands will still be in my pockets in cammies. It gives me the opportunity to play pocket pool.
• Included in my packing list for deployment will be my pocket pussy. After all, I have to give my hands a break from playing with myself.
