Do pilot's make smoother approaches?

[rahall79]

You guys are trying the wrong approach. The best one is:
"Do you wash your pants with Windex; because I can see my self in your pants"

The stupid lines always work on chicks, because we figure if you have the balls to say them with a straight face...you have a sense of humor.

Good Luck Boys

 

[signud]

Or another variation of that is:

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.

 

[bunk22]

Being a pilot won't help with chicks if you're a goober.

Very, very true :icon_smil I always used to tell chicks I was a plumber. It seemed to work. I think if I didn't come home everyday in a flight suit, my wife would still think I plumb for a living.