Tripp
You think you hate it now...
Members of Airwarriors.com!
I am about to embark upon the Great Surgery, toward which I have striven these many months. The eyes of the medical profession are upon me. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with me. In company with my brave Surgeons and posters-in-arms on other Message Boards, my surgeon will bring about the destruction of Tripp's Poor Eyesight, the elimination of Myopic tyranny over the oppressed pupils of Tripp, and good vision for myself in a crystal clear world.
My task will not be an easy one. My contact lenses are well used, well worn and hardened. They will fight savagely before removal.
But this is the year 2005! Much has happened since the Myopic triumphs of 1991-92. The Fellows of the American Academy of Opthamology have inflicted upon the near-sighted eyeballs great defeats, in open battle, eye-to-eye. Their laser offensive has seriously reduced the Myopians strength in the ocular cavity and their capacity to wage war in the eyeball.
Our scientific community has given us a superiority in refractive lasers and munitions of surgery, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained operating men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world marching together to Victory over NAMI!
I have full confidence in their devotion to duty and skill in surgery. I will accept nothing less than full vision correction to 20/15!
Good Luck! And let us all beseech blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
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Geek moment aside (sorry, I was playing Medal of Honor earlier tonight), my PRK surgery is scheduled for Tuesday...I'll "see" (pun oh-so-intended
) you guys in a couple of days...
I am about to embark upon the Great Surgery, toward which I have striven these many months. The eyes of the medical profession are upon me. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with me. In company with my brave Surgeons and posters-in-arms on other Message Boards, my surgeon will bring about the destruction of Tripp's Poor Eyesight, the elimination of Myopic tyranny over the oppressed pupils of Tripp, and good vision for myself in a crystal clear world.
My task will not be an easy one. My contact lenses are well used, well worn and hardened. They will fight savagely before removal.
But this is the year 2005! Much has happened since the Myopic triumphs of 1991-92. The Fellows of the American Academy of Opthamology have inflicted upon the near-sighted eyeballs great defeats, in open battle, eye-to-eye. Their laser offensive has seriously reduced the Myopians strength in the ocular cavity and their capacity to wage war in the eyeball.
Our scientific community has given us a superiority in refractive lasers and munitions of surgery, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained operating men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world marching together to Victory over NAMI!
I have full confidence in their devotion to duty and skill in surgery. I will accept nothing less than full vision correction to 20/15!
Good Luck! And let us all beseech blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
***************************
Geek moment aside (sorry, I was playing Medal of Honor earlier tonight), my PRK surgery is scheduled for Tuesday...I'll "see" (pun oh-so-intended
