Check in drug test

[kayak763009]

I just checked into a TPU command ( waiting on my clearance to finalize) and when I went to the UPC office for check in urinalysis they told me they recently changed their protocol. I had to be read a page long sop that basically said I need to stand on foot prints on the deck at a 45 degree angle , trousers and underwear lowered below the knees , brown shirt lifted out of the way , free hand not obscuring the view of my penis, it was very humiliating. Has anyone ever had to do this before?

 

[rslone763]

This guy made you do it the right way, most observers don’t. It’s to prevent you from cheating.

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

I just checked into a TPU command ( waiting on my clearance to finalize) and when I went to the UPC office for check in urinalysis they told me they recently changed their protocol. I had to be read a page long sop that basically said I need to stand on foot prints on the deck at a 45 degree angle , trousers and underwear lowered below the knees , brown shirt lifted out of the way , free hand not obscuring the view of my penis, it was very humiliating. Has anyone ever had to do this before?

Welcome to the navy.

Like what the above posted said, that is the right procedures/protocol.

You can blame someone attempting to cheat with a fake penis… for you having to show yours to the UPC/observer.

 

[NavyWO_1368]

That’s standard Navy urinalysis protocol. Some commands don’t make you drop trou but others do. Where I’m at now everything gotta be at your boots and shirt needs to be at nipple line. Sounds crazy but people try to cheat all the time.

 

[exNavyOffRec]

Going back 20+ years I have been to a few training commands (some were only for 6 week schools), and that describes the urinalysis I had to do, no matter the paygrade.

 

[Griz882]

I used to try to work up a nice grumbler fart for the guys that wanted full trouser down…but yep, those are the rules.

 

[HSMPBR]

Are my peers at SWA, Deloitte and JPMorgan also watching the fluid leave each others’ urethrae at work, or is that a military-unique job perk?

 

[Griz882]

Are my peers at SWA, Deloitte and JPMorgan also watching the fluid leave each others’ penises at work, or is that a military-unique job perk?

Dicks on dicks is a perk unique to military service!

 

[Hair Warrior]

The Navy asks you to test a lot of drugs in your career. A fun one is the anthrax drug test. They shoot you with the vaccine, and you get to test it.

 

[wink]

Are my peers at SWA, Deloitte and JPMorgan also watching the fluid leave each others’ penises at work, or is that a military-unique job perk?

That wasn't the procedure at AA. But my last experience was about 4 years ago. For what it is worth, never had to comply with this procedure in the Navy. Active until 1989, finished up in the reserves 2007. Lucky I guess.

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

Whenever I observe I try to be polite and comment on the tester’s watch/jewelry.

 

[skybert]

Whenever I observe I try to be polite and comment on the tester’s watch/jewelry.

“Your watch is……..impressive”

 

[MGoBrew11]

Watches are supposed to be removed! Cheater!

I’ve never had a urinalysis where any of this is a thing, but this thread is hilarious.

 

[number9]

Watches are supposed to be removed! Cheater!

I’ve never had a urinalysis where any of this is a thing, but this thread is hilarious.

I'm just a dirty INTEL O-1 and at my NOSC's INDOC a bunch of us had to do a, um, closely-supervised urinalysis... so it's definitely a thing!

 

[exNavyOffRec]

Whenever I observe I try to be polite and comment on the tester’s watch/jewelry.

Nice jewelry on ......... lol