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Blue Angel ride, Reporter passes out.

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
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Steve Wilkins said:
:icon_lol:
HighlyDementedson said:
I'm calling bull****... No one could be that naive
feddoc said:
You should probably ask Wilbur and Orville.
BrandonJ1780 said:
Once upon a time there was a jet, we'll call it the A-4. A mean, young ha'ole man flew it, liked it, even liked it so much that he put it in his screen name for all to see...
Godspeed said:
Although A4s has been a patron of Airwarriors for a long time, it has always been a mystery what A4s 'piloted.' Many have asked A4s what he flew back in the day,but A4s has yet to respond to that question. Many on this forum have come to the conclusion that what A4s actually flew, is highly classified information. Despite the fact that A4s won't comment on the aircraft A4s flew, many individuals on this forum have actually figured out what aircraft A4s did in fact pilot. It is still a mystery as to how they did in fact do so.
Kycntryboy said:
I'm guessin that he's probably not a cryptology pro-select...
*sigh* .... you boys :)..... I am so proud of you!!! I can sleep well at night, knowing that YOU are covering my "6"!!

One of these days .... we are all going to have a picnic down on Waikiki Beach and I'll bring two baskets .... one-- with cookies and milk (coconut) for those "UNDER AGE" .... and the second one --- limes and ... ???? *sigh* :icon_rast

*EDIT* .... of course, I was going to exclude Steve from our party, as soooooo many of you requested. But one or two shirkers whined and complained about Steve's feeleings (?), so I have relented on my blackshoe policy and decided to include him if he doesn't wear his black socks (that came out of his black shoes) with his beach sandals ..... besides, someone has to carry our stuff.

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Steve Wilkins

Teaching pigs to dance, one pig at a time.
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A4sForever said:
*EDIT* .... of course, I was going to exclude Steve from our party, as soooooo many of you requested.
Say what? Who wants a piece? :icon_boxi

A4sForever said:
But one or two shirkers whined and complained about Steve's feelings (?)
I don't recall having any of those. I'll see you all on the beach. You'll know who I am. I'll have a beer in each hand. One to drink and one in the ready. :icon_zbee
 

HighDimension

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pilot
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Steve Wilkins said:
I'll have a beer in each hand. One to drink and one in the ready.


Last time I used the two hand method I woke up on the balcony of some stange hotel ( where I had never been before ) next to a girl that was... lets just say I'm sure she had a great personality but we'll never know because I stumbled away from there as fast as I could... If you can't remember it then it must not have happened right? :icon_wink
 

Steve Wilkins

Teaching pigs to dance, one pig at a time.
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HighDimension said:
Last time I used the two hand method I woke up on the balcony of some stange hotel ( where I had never been before ) next to a girl that was... lets just say I'm sure she had a great personality but we'll never know because I stumbled away from there as fast as I could... If you can't remember it then it must not have happened right? :icon_wink
I'm a big believer in being as efficient as possible (as I referred to in the razor thread). So, the fewer trips I have to make to the cooler, the better. I usually end up drinking more beer, but that's just the natural by-product of the efficiency I've developed over the years.
 

Lawman

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HighDimension said:
Last time I used the two hand method I woke up on the balcony of some stange hotel ( where I had never been before ) next to a girl that was... lets just say I'm sure she had a great personality but we'll never know because I stumbled away from there as fast as I could... If you can't remember it then it must not have happened right? :icon_wink

Riddle Goggles and Beer goggles are a bad combination.
 

Brett327

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Steve Wilkins said:
I'm a big believer in being as efficient as possible (as I referred to in the razor thread). So, the fewer trips I have to make to the cooler, the better. I usually end up drinking more beer, but that's just the natural by-product of the efficiency I've developed over the years.
Exactly why nothing makes for good (and efficient) times like a camelback filled with gin & tonic. :D

Brett
 

Lawman

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Brett327 said:
Exactly why nothing makes for good (and efficient) times like a camelback filled with gin & tonic. :D

Brett

I have 2 camelbacks, one for running/biking and one for going to concerts. If you drop a big block of ice in it before putting in the rum and coke it stays cold for the whole show. And its a great way to meet chicks.
 

HighDimension

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Contributor
Lawman said:
I have 2 camelbacks, one for running/biking and one for going to concerts. If you drop a big block of ice in it before putting in the rum and coke it stays cold for the whole show. And its a great way to meet chicks.


Why not Tucker's Death Mix?
 

DocT

Dean of Students
pilot
Lawman said:
And its a great way to meet chicks.

How does this help you meet chicks? "Here, suck on this tube...you'll like it."

Hey, I guess anything to put the thought in their heads.
 

Lawman

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HighDimension said:
Why not Tucker's Death Mix?

To each his own blend.


And DocT, you get asked pretty frequently from the people standing next to you, "Hey what is that?" The trick is to make sure the people standing next to you are attractive women Sans Boyfriends and Drinks. You make new friends when the price of a crappy beer will run you at least 4 bucks at a show.
 

crysmc

MH-60S Pilot Wife
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HighDimension said:
Last time I used the two hand method I woke up on the balcony of some stange hotel ( where I had never been before ) next to a girl that was... lets just say I'm sure she had a great personality but we'll never know because I stumbled away from there as fast as I could... If you can't remember it then it must not have happened right? :icon_wink

Um, yeah, until the itching and burning starts...
 

Lawman

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crysmc said:
Um, yeah, until the itching and burning starts...

Had a guy I know, down at Riddle no less, sleep with a friend of mine thinking he was cock blocking me. Then he came down to brag about it. I told him go to the hospital because this girl had to be the dirtiest skank to ever skank. At one point she was sleeping with all 3 bartenders at her favorite bar in order to not have to ever pay for drinks. He caught something, luckily it was one of those "Use this shampoo..." kind of problems.


So yeah any of you guys from Riddle meat a girl named Miranda, just walk the Fvck away.... It'd be like playing Russian Roulette with a semi automatic.
 
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