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Bikini-clad flight attendents rapping their safety spiel! Bikini Warning

Slammer2

SNFO Advanced, VT-86 T-39G/N
Contributor
I must refrain from posting comments about other people's exGFs this time around. Got me into trouble last time..
 

OUSOONER

Crusty Shellback
pilot
It should be illegal to make such claims without posting pics...


I agree, if I didn't see it, it didn't happen. If she's a nut-job, all the better to show us, just in case one of us ever crosses paths with her. Look at it like you are looking out for us.
 

BullGator

Active Member
I agree, if I didn't see it, it didn't happen. If she's a nut-job, all the better to show us, just in case one of us ever crosses paths with her. Look at it like you are looking out for us.
Good point.

Side note: Also sort of reminds me of going out fishing with no buddies or camera, and landing the 13 foot hammerhead. :D Best fighting fish I ever caught!
 

usmarinemike

Solidly part of the 42%.
pilot
Contributor
The flight attendants on my flights are always either old and jaded or gay men. I must be using the wrong carriers.
 

usmarinemike

Solidly part of the 42%.
pilot
Contributor
That's just my roommate after a bout with the freely flowing liquor and wine on mess night. Or it could be a housed Keith Richards...your choice.
 

m0tbaillie

Former SWO
I've noticed that 90% of the flight attendants on domestic flights are are 1) men or 2) hideous.

Conversely, 90% of the flight attendants on virtually any flight I've ever had overseas (Eurasian carriers are exponentially more picky and stringent about their flight attendants; see Thai Air) has been smokin' hot (see THY/KLM/Lufthansa).

Also jumping on the "pics or it didn't happen" bandwagon :D
 

scoolbubba

Brett327 gargles ballsacks
pilot
Contributor
i watched a southwest commercial on this site via youtube a while back, and the FAs were hot in the 70s. My theory is that the hotties from the 70s shacked up with a First Officer, had a few kids along the way, divorced the FO when he made Captain and took half his money, blew thru that, then went back to Southwest in the mid 90's and haven't left since. They definitely haven't gotten any younger or better looking along the way.


Equal Opportunity Employment can suck it when it comes to Flight Attendants. I want attractive females! Yet another instance of government interfering with market forces and screwing everything up.
 

Lawman

Well-Known Member
None
Better Late than Never...

That purple thing on her arm is a birth mark. Yes the guy in the one picture is my sorry ass. She works for Delta connect out of Atlanta.
 

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