Bedside Back-Up

[Renegade One]

For those of you who absolutely, positively need to be ready to execute suppression fire at night.
http://break.com/index/awesome-new-invention-the-back-up.html?matchid=Mzg1MTc3?matchid=Mzg1MTc3
V/R, Spike

 

[TopShot]

Why not save yourself 40 bucks and stick your gun under the bed?

 

[jt71582]

I imagine they're also great for those "why are you still here?" moments with the SNAGs.

 

[Schnugg]

Imagine the swearing that will ensue every time you rack your ankle on that thing...

I use this:

 

[Flugelman]

I shoot better from a reclining position with my Sig 228 than with my 11-87...

 

[JSF_Dreamer]

"It's also easily accessible to your children. No longer will your children have to put up with the bully at school. They can simply invite the bully over to play and invite them into your bedroom to see your "stamp" collection."

*disclaimer: Bedside Back-Up and it's creators cannot be held accountable for:

-killings caused by the user (never by the gun!)
-damaged furniture when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-damaged people for when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-loss of sleep while you wait for someone to use it on

"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"

 

[Lobster]

The boogey man doesn't stand a chance anymore.

 

[Rocketman]

"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"

If somebody breaks into my bathroom while I'm on the throne they have bigger problems than just dodging bullets.....GAS GAS GAS

 

[Lobster]

Why not save yourself 40 bucks and stick your gun under the bed?

Because it looks cooler this way, just like the guns and missiles comming out of the bad mobile

 

[BACONATOR]

The boogey man doesn't stand a chance anymore.

Man... bedtime in a big scary house as a child would have been SOO much better if I had a Garand at-the-ready to shove up the ass of the Yeti/Nosferatu/Boogey man/crazed drunken neighbor....

If somebody breaks into my bathroom while I'm on the throne they have bigger problems than just dodging bullets.....GAS GAS GAS

Yes. but have you ever made someone tear-up with your foul man-cloud?

 

[Flugelman]

... if I had a Garand at-the-ready to shove up the ass of the Yeti/Nosferatu/Boogey man/crazed drunken neighbor....

There, fixed it for you...

I'm not usually a spelling Nazi but this is too sacred to pass up...

 

[Max_Power]

"It's also easily accessible to your children. No longer will your children have to put up with the bully at school. They can simply invite the bully over to play and invite them into your bedroom to see your "stamp" collection."

*disclaimer: Bedside Back-Up and it's creators cannot be held accountable for:

-killings caused by the user (never by the gun!)
-damaged furniture when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-damaged people for when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-loss of sleep while you wait for someone to use it on

"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"

reminds me of this video:

 

[JSF_Dreamer]

reminds me of this video:

Where do I sign up for THAT?!

 

[Rocketman]

Man... bedtime in a big scary house as a child would have been SOO much better if I had a Garand at-the-ready to shove up the ass of the Yeti/Nosferatu/Boogey man/crazed drunken neighbor....



Yes. but have you ever made someone tear-up with your foul man-cloud?

Don't know. They wouldn't wake up so I just buried'em in the basement