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Bedside Back-Up

I imagine they're also great for those "why are you still here?" moments with the SNAGs. :eek::D
 
Imagine the swearing that will ensue every time you rack your ankle on that thing...

I use this:
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"It's also easily accessible to your children. No longer will your children have to put up with the bully at school. They can simply invite the bully over to play and invite them into your bedroom to see your "stamp" collection."

*disclaimer: Bedside Back-Up and it's creators cannot be held accountable for:

-killings caused by the user (never by the gun!)
-damaged furniture when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-damaged people for when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-loss of sleep while you wait for someone to use it on

"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"
 
JSF_Dreamer said:
"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"
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If somebody breaks into my bathroom while I'm on the throne they have bigger problems than just dodging bullets.....GAS GAS GAS
 
kurtzie21 said:
The boogey man doesn't stand a chance anymore. :p
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Man... bedtime in a big scary house as a child would have been SOO much better if I had a Garand at-the-ready to shove up the ass of the Yeti/Nosferatu/Boogey man/crazed drunken neighbor....

Rocketman said:
If somebody breaks into my bathroom while I'm on the throne they have bigger problems than just dodging bullets.....GAS GAS GAS
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Yes. but have you ever made someone tear-up with your foul man-cloud? :D
 
JSF_Dreamer said:
"It's also easily accessible to your children. No longer will your children have to put up with the bully at school. They can simply invite the bully over to play and invite them into your bedroom to see your "stamp" collection."

*disclaimer: Bedside Back-Up and it's creators cannot be held accountable for:

-killings caused by the user (never by the gun!)
-damaged furniture when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-damaged people for when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-loss of sleep while you wait for someone to use it on

"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"
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reminds me of this video:
 
OttoWrote8 said:
Man... bedtime in a big scary house as a child would have been SOO much better if I had a Garand at-the-ready to shove up the ass of the Yeti/Nosferatu/Boogey man/crazed drunken neighbor....



Yes. but have you ever made someone tear-up with your foul man-cloud? :D
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Don't know. They wouldn't wake up so I just buried'em in the basement
 
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