"It's also easily accessible to your children. No longer will your children have to put up with the bully at school. They can simply invite the bully over to play and invite them into your bedroom to see your "stamp" collection."
*disclaimer: Bedside Back-Up and it's creators cannot be held accountable for:
-killings caused by the user (never by the gun!)
-damaged furniture when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-damaged people for when you accidentally kick it and it goes off
-loss of sleep while you wait for someone to use it on
"and if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll throw in this Toilet-side Back-up! How many times have you been on the jon when someone breaks in and tries to kill you and your family?! Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Small enough to hide the ladies gun, while big enough to handle the real deal. A $1.00 value, yours free!!!!"