Guns are so much fun...
There's a Class III FFL dealer in the town where I went to college and believe me, those guys have it really nice. It doesn't hurt that he's rich too. In his office (he owns a car dealership) he has two huge gun safes that are filled with toys the normal guy could only dream about. I think he's got something to the tune of $200,000 tied up in firearms. He's also got some kind of license to be a machine gun manufacturer so he can take a AR-15 and convert it to a fully automatic weapon all day long if he wants to, which is cool.
Anyway, my dad got the hots for a new gun a while back and he ended up buying a Ruger 10/22 and putting a suppressor (silencer) on it. Now that is one cool gun... you can hear the action because it's semi-auto and you can hear the slap of the bullet downrange if you hit something hard, but THAT IS IT. Birds and squirrels and such don't have a chance. I really enjoy taking it out and plinking around. Now that the assault weapons ban is supposed to sunset later this month, he is debating getting a new AR-15 and suppressing it as well. If not that, I think he's going to suppress his old 6mm and kind of re-do it. Either way, we've got this managed place with too many deer on it and I see myself having a really fun time helping control the population...
BTW, we know a guy who works in the D.C. office for the ATF. According to him, the sunset of the assault weapons ban isn't actually until Sept 29 (I think). Yes, we actually
know him and that is what he said. All the gun dealers around here think it is the 14th or 15, but in actuality it may be more like the end of the month.
Anyway, the point of my long, boring post is that yes guns are cool and yes people like me are joining the military

I'd get the ball rolling on getting a suppressed AR-15 myself, but it's hard for me to predict how much I'd be able to shoot it. Realistically, how much free time do you SNA types have? Do you have time to go shoot every weekend if you wanted? What about hunting - any avid hunters out there? Lots of places to go?