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Anyone got December CQ Det pics?

nittany03

Recovering NFO. Herder of Programmers.
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Ahh yes, speaking of scotch, I owed my LSO a couple bottles when we got back to K-Rock due to the bets I lost. :icon_zbee I'm assuming they also paid for the "gift FAIR" that he gave me on one of my traps! :) Good times, good times. Night traps, though..... :eek:
Try losing the odd/even bet because your jet decides to hookskip the 3 wire . . . :icon_rage At least the recipient of said bottle was cool as sh*t.
 

Intruder Driver

All Weather Attack
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Here's a piece of sage advice from the rectal data bank to tuck away. One night in the Med, at about 0100, with a very bright full moon overhead, we were in Marshal waiting to push and my B/N says to me: "hey pilot man, is the moon too bright for you? I swear I have never seen a pilot put his fucking dark visor down at night and turn the instrument lights up." I didn't say anything, which probably bugged him. At our push time, I descended on the profile, went through platform, got down to 1200 feet and dirtied up. My B/N says to me: "Okay, funny man, joke's over. raise your damn dark visor. You're spooking me now."

So I calmly say to him: "Hey Dizzy, you see that bright ass moon above us?" He answers "yes." "Do you see this solid cloud deck below us here (we were still in crisp, clear air above it)?" Again, "yes." Okay, well in about two minutes, we're going to descend down through the goo here and break out underneath at about 500 feet in pitch ass black darkness with only about 30 seconds of flying time until you hope I catch a wire without slamming your ass into the fantail first or boltering. Do you want me to have night blindness from this sun-like moon and risk not having my fucking eyes acclimated, or would you rather me have my dark visor down and the instrument lights up so that I can see what I am doing in close?"

He didn't say anything, and about that time we were descending through the goo, I turned the instrument lights back down, and raised my visor, fully acclimated to the darkness, broke out at about 300 feet, and 15 seconds later snagged a 3 wire, eyesight night ready.

He never apologized, but I did hear him weeks later briefing a nugget prior to a night hop to take the bright moon into account if the ship was under an overcast at recovery time!
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
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Here's a piece of sage advice from the rectal data bank to tuck away......have my dark visor down and the instrument lights up so that I can see what I am doing in close?"...

I gotta admit ... with all the traps, all the bright moons, all the overcasts/undercasts, all the vertigo, all the night time, all the uniforms and all the airplanes I ever flew; in all the gin joints in all the towns in all the places in the world that I've been .....

I've never heard of that one ....

And if my B/N suggested I do it ... I'd just smile at him. Like this:

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Intruder Driver

All Weather Attack
pilot
Thanks A4, but I had just had a class I physical a few weeks ago and, at the ripe old age of 50, my eyes still check 20/15 in both.
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
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Thanks A4, but I had just had a class I physical a few weeks ago and, at the ripe old age of 50, my eyes still check 20/15 in both.

You're welcome ..... Ummmm ..... 1st class FAA when you don't have to??? That's dedication if I ever saw it. Since we're braggin' ... mines' 20/10 on a "good" day ... slightly less when tired, nightime, lots of hours on the road, dry cockpit, etc., etc. ..... and I'm way the heck older than you ..... :sleep_125

But then: you didn't REALLY think I was talkin' about visual acuity ... did you??? :)
 

Intruder Driver

All Weather Attack
pilot
I want to party with you A4s....maybe we can head west to the far east and reignite Olangapo. Sadly, all these studs and nuggets will never understand Magsaysay and Shit River and San Miguels and puppy-on-a-spoke and CQ at the Cubi O'Club, or really grasp that relativity takes on new meaning with "I lub you long time," or the difference between pleas and fepsi (as in, my dog has pleas and I like to drink fepsi.).

I have kept my first class physical because a good friend and fellow business owner lets me stay current in the King Air 90 series that his company uses, and I fill in when they need a pilot on a Bahamas or Caribbean run. Since I was one of the few who opted not to go to the airlines, and instead pursue the business route, I try to keep my hands in it tangentially.

Congrats on retiring from the big iron. Were you pre-B plan for retirement?
 
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