I believe he meant "taxpayers like you and ME", not "you and I." But this guy obviously isn't the brightest crayon in the box.
But I'm with y'all; this is someone who had Green Plastic Army Man dreams and was brutally rebuffed by the military institution of his choice. That, or he actually had a girlfriend at one point, but she left him for some strapping Marine who wasn't a pathetic asshat, and thus began his tragic downward spiral of binge eating, self-hatred, and an eventual retreat to the Internet and the adulation of those even more pathetic than himself.