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Airplanes and Women

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Mike26

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WOMEN AND AIRPLANES
Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her
time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you touch and go.
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be climbed aboard and flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
 
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Aimee

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What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin
 
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LadyJayUSN

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Aimme! HAHAHAHAH! That was frickin hilarious....

Here's my version of that joke:
WHY AIRPLANES AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE:

"Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her
time."
-either one is usually a result of poor piloting skills
"Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch."
-actually, a good blower is needed to get either one's
fans turnrning
"Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation."
-Why does it matter, men don't read them anyway?
"Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time."
-That is, only if you are any good at what you do.
"Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills."
-Yeah, but like women, you'll know when you're
doing something wrong.
 
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Grandmaster235

World's Greatest Pilot
John, when did you start letting girls on the AW forum????

<<Aimee says I WANNA KNOW IN ENGLISH (NO NAUTICAL TERMS) HOW TO LACE MY SHOES>>
 
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Hudson

Registered User
Wouldn't you want to give us the penicillin before you show us how to use it? And if it is not a big deal to you...I think I will figure it out on my own
 
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Meridiani

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Originally posted by Hudson
And if it is not a big deal to you...I think I will figure it out on my own
Click to expand...

Oh, I see. You like to work alone...We'll give you some privacy.
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