AFGHANISTAN CRUISE!

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AFGHANISTAN CRUISE!
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We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
promised to leave the country if George W.Bush became President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David
Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that
promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the
sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to
take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq along the way.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
consider the possibility of eight years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
and emergency procedures director, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern
coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her
village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over
all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!

Is this a great country or what?

 

[Brodie143]

Chirp... Chirp... Chirp..., It's awful quite out there in the Baldwin, O'Donnell, Cher, Donahue, blah blah blah house holds. Not much criticism now that President Bush is in ( and doing a spectacular job by the way) and they have once again embarrassed themselves with their incessant insipid blabbering without the slightest knowledge of the historical consequences of the lack of action on one nations part to stop oppression and tyranny (such as Nazi Germany, Khmer Rouge Cambodia), or stupidity (France still existing).

How many Americans have to make asses of themselves before we realize that the quickest, best and longest lasting solution to this problem is the destroy efficiently, brutally, and without mercy those who support evil men and women and their cause before they attain power. We do it every day in the medical field with cancerous lumps and the surrounding tissue. Eventually world leaders will get the idea that if you are good and take care of your people, you live, if not, good bye.

I got to take a nice cruise last year for 7 months. Kennedy (CV67) cruise line is not all I thought it would be. We did not get many exotic ports of call, and our cruise recreation director could not understand why 4,500 guys, 400 women and some lesbians would want cheer leaders and 3 Doors Down to come out to the boat. So we got some pathetic band called Mink, from Bahrain I think, and on short notice, the c squad from the New England Patriots thanks to a saving last minute call from VAQ-140 (The Patriots) requesting them to come out.