... ready to show it off to his fellow pilots. As he was getting out, a speeding flight attendant, in her Honda, came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the pilot started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
After the pilot finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you pilots are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the pilot.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the Honda hit you!"
"OH, MY GOD!!!"
Screamed the pilot...................
"My Rolex!"
