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By the way, what is the U.S. Navy's official stance on barfights?

Didn't the guys who went down in Somalia have MP-5s in the cockpit?

Here's the thread: http://www.airwarriors.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14828&highlight=wife

Maybe they'll join the Air Force, I heard they're pretty hardcore, gung-ho, and all that jazz.;) But seriously, isn't it the point of basic training to weed out those who don't belong in the service through mental and physical hardship? If you're never challenged in Basic, then when the hell are...

Awesome. I know people who need to see this and should probably take it.

Yeah, thanks Brett, like it doesn't suck enough that the places I've applied for a job haven't even contacted me back to say that they received my application.

8 February was a sad day. I wish the Tomcat wasn't leaving, I would have loved to have gotten a ride in one.

Holy crap, that's funny! :icon_lol: Is this supposed to be a joke?

Yeah I knew that. You don't know how many people keep telling me I have the same birthday as Hitler. It gets annoying. And to the donate comments, I would except I am flat broke right now. Literally. I've barely got enough money to ride the bus. But as soon as I get some money, I'll see what...

COngrats on getting in to VMI. I'm waiting to hear back from them. They decided to hold off on a decision until they saw my first semester grades. I received 5 A's and 1 B, so I'm hoping they like what they see.

That's one badass watch. I like the Tomcat logo. Man I wish they weren't being retired.

Brett, I love bread, but the content on these pages has nothing to do with bread. I thought Google Ads were supposed to mimic the content on web pages, I guess I was wrong, or maybe KBay's on to something. Zelda, you wouldn't believe how many times I've been asked if I smoke weed when people...

Congratulations and welcome aboard.

Sneaky, sneaky there Brett. I underestimated you. And can anyone explain to me why there are advertisements for bread and breadmakers at the top of my screen? Honestly it makes no sense, this being a military forum and all.

I echo your sentiments. It's especially sh!tty when you have no one to spend it with.

Perhaps. Brett, maybe she is your ticket to infiltrate the land of the Navy Wives.

Uh oh. I hear the thunderous sounds of the Navy Wives in the distance and they sound like they're coming closer. I have a feeling this is going to devolve, or is it evolve, into anothe rone of those great AW threads about "Women: Dream Killers" :)

Yeah, I'd rather have avoid the skeletons and seacows, but if I had to choose.;) But I'm dissapointed about that uniform bit.:(

Dammit HAL, that was too funny. And to those people who don't like fat chicks, do you like the way-too-skinny, nearly anorexic girls? Frankly, I'd rather screw a festively plump girl.

Hey, fat girls need love, too! :)

True, but there comes a point where you're too tired to "act" on your "caring of/for the womenfolk.":( I just assume that the cadre and upperclassmen will pretty much leave me dead tired, and that's no way to romance a lady.;) And I'm sure one of the things that will keep me going are the...

Oh, crap you're right! He does wear a really metrosexual-looking watch. Hmmm. . . . . .. . . .

I highly doubt it, his girlfriend is way too hot for that to be the case. He's a buddy from CAP and it's been his dream to go there so I wasn't seriously trying to talk him out of it, I just want something else to rib him about. And HighDimension, at least at a military school I'm going to be...

Hey I got a question. WHat's the best way to talk somebody out of going to ERAU? I got a friend who dead set on goign there, and telling him that there are absolutely no girls and that the AFROTC(which he wants to join) is queer, just ain't accomplishing much. :D

Since no one else is gonna do it. What % get frycook? What are my chances of being the drive-thru attendant? What kind of grades do I need to work the front counter?

That was cool.

Amen brother. And come on Retread, let us have our fun.:)

The scientologists scare me. THe more I learn about them, the more I want to arm myself heavily.

Outstanding mess halls and BOQs? Great BXs?

Well when you finally shove off, stay safe, dude.

Stay safe dude.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheBubba again." Damn Nazi-like reputation point system. So much funny, and I can't give any rep points for it.:( +10,000 cross-thread points.

That was awesome.

How so? I like having good clean fun as much as the next guy.

What!!!!???!!!!:eek: I was all set on being called "Maverick." That sounded like such a badass name.

For all those that wanted to be like Indiana Jones, here's your chance. any takers?

How representative is this of life on deployment? 'Cause if this kind of stuff is at all common, count me in.:D

What was it that I just watched? I don't know how to process that. That video was more nonsensical than the scene in Monty Python & The Holy Grail when the knights went to Camelot.

Welcome aboard!

Damn, I would if I could. Funny.:)

If y'all really want to talk about baseball, again, there is only one team worth talking about. It's Da Cubs. That's right, I said it. Chicago all the way baby!

I don't get it. Can someone explain why he couldn't have just stayed in the Huey? Was it malfunctioning or on fire or something?

No, just joking around. Your sigline is funny, though.

Now what in the wrold would drive somebody to jump out like that?

What's that supposed to mean? You sayin' I'm not a true Cubs fan? Thems fightin' words acording to Chuck Norris.

Wow, I didn't know there were cameras even around when A4s was in. Were mutton chops still in regs when you were in A4s? I bet you knew John paul Jones personally.:D j/k

Screw jets and bulldozers, I want Death Stars? What are my odds gentlemen? Am I competitive? :icon_lol:

Man it was looking like a good year. Da Bears were actually doing well, and then they had to go and lose to the panthers. Dammit! Well, there's always next year.:) And with baseball season coming up, let's all say it together, "Go Cubbies!"

Maddox is hilarious. I've damn near shot soda out of my nose when I've read his work in the past.

I couldn't stomach watching the whole thing. After the second loop of the Top Gun Anthem, I had had enough. I am SO glad I am not going to ERAU.