Things that make me laugh thread

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

It's been some challenging times in the Navy lately. I won't go into details, as that's covered in separate threads but times like these have been challenging for Sailors including myself. I don't know about you guys, but humor has helped me go through some challenging times, and I figured with recent events, why not create a thread SIMPLY dedicated to humor?!?!

I'll start first! Send/meme away!

 

[xj220]

I saw that and laughed. Then had a mild panick attack because I'm a DH now and our party is this week...

But here's my contribution

 

[Mos]

It's been some challenging times in the Navy lately. I won't go into details, as that's covered in separate threads but times like these have been challenging for Sailors including myself. I don't know about you guys, but humor has helped me go through some challenging times, and I figured with recent events, why not create a thread SIMPLY dedicated to humor?!?!

I'll start first! Send/meme away!


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Add this in the free space: "JO pulls up to the venue then thinks, 'fuck this shit, I've got better things to do with my life' and drives away."

 

[exNavyOffRec]

I have seen many of those happen, generally at recruiting awards conferences.

My first recruiting awards conference, BM1 punches a BT1 during the national anthem.

 

[AIRMMCPORET]

It's been some challenging times in the Navy lately. I won't go into details, as that's covered in separate threads but times like these have been challenging for Sailors including myself. I don't know about you guys, but humor has helped me go through some challenging times, and I figured with recent events, why not create a thread SIMPLY dedicated to humor?!?!

I'll start first! Send/meme away!


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One more for the free space.

XOs wife, and lesbian go at it in the head of officers club.

 

[DanMa1156]

Add this in the free space: "JO pulls up to the venue then thinks, 'fuck this shit, I've got better things to do with my life' and drives away."

The dutiful JO makes sure his DH and XO see him - makes contact - "Happy holidays, XO!" then peaces out so there are no questions come Monday. Pretty sure it's in the 11th edition onward of the Division Officers' Guide...

 

[Gatordev]

There are some guarantees in life. One of them is that there will always be at least two out of three* of the following at a holiday party: a cowboy, a hooker, and a pimp.

* The bigger the command or lower the Eschelon, the higher the chances for a hat-trick.

 

[Max the Mad Russian]

Free cell: exchange tour RN Limey drinks beer from that pinup model's high heel. Gosh, it's actually dry gin!

 

[hlg6016]

What's wrong with suspenders and a belt? asking for a friend.

 

[JBM]

It means you really don’t trust your pants

 

[Pags]

What's wrong with suspenders and a belt? asking for a friend.

Scouts motto: always be prepared

Or

Charlie Bronson always had rope

 

[nittany03]

Charlie Bronson always had rope

 

[hlg6016]

It means you really don’t trust your pants

Or you are trying to prevent a reoccurrence of that one time at band camp.

 

[ea6bflyr]

Or you are trying to prevent a reoccurrence of that one time at band camp the Naval Academy.

FIFY

 

[ABMD]

"Guest shows up in entirely too revealing outfit" How about when that guest is the CMC's wife?