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Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

Mae West.

BINGO! :D

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"A Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you... $10 for it."
"But it's signed by Kenny Loggins!"
"Alright... I'll give you $5 for it..."
 
Here's some classics:

Jake: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Dad: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

E: I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
J: You lied to me.
E: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
 
Here's some classics:

Jake: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Dad: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

E: I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
J: You lied to me.
E: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Blues Brothers

"Stop looking at me swan!!!"
 
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Billy Madison

"Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."
 
"You are all equally worthless"

Full Metal Jacket

That entire opening speech by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is timeless.

This one was a favorite on the boat I cruised on:

When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.
 
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