BOMBING'S MY BUSINESS .. and business is GOOD

[A4sForever]

....Back in the day, if somebody mentioned HUD, they only meant this……

OR ... sometimes ... they only meant this:

 

[Catmando]

OR ... sometimes ... they only meant this:

Nasty sick wharf rats and slimy hagfish to you, A4s!!! .............

Maybe your "Stike Ops" mentality, "weapons-select" intuition and switchology are spot-on this time for your intended target!!! (Which is me of course, since you slyly happen to know one of my few covert "sensitivities"; but one that usually sets me off in a rage. :icon_rage: :icon_rage)

But remember, with my recently increased status hereabouts I now have the ability to delete any reference of yours to that always obnoxious, F-8 drivers' "HUD'N HUN'N" spiel …(whatever it was supposed to mean).

Meanwhile, let me unload and "extend" awhile, and gain some knots before I pitch-back and attack your A4s' weaknesses. ........ so just watch you 6, Brudda.

 

[JustAGuy]

Lord knows I wish nothing more then that they would clear us to carry rockets on the Super Hornet.

 

[skidkid]

You cant carry rockets on the super?????????
How do the Fs do FAC(A) without a WP mark available at all??? Technology is great but sometimes bright shiny smoky marks are better.

Is this because your hardpoints are mounted all crooked and shit?

 

[A4sForever]

Nasty sick wharf rats and slimy hagfish to you, A4s!!! ............. :icon_rage: :icon_rage)

Someone ... quietly, now ... 3 or 4 of you ... get the leather wrist restraints and the breathing tube ready, pick out a nice, soft, white coat .... move slowly, now .... quietly as to not upset the subject any further ... .... keep smiling, mebbe whistle a little tune ... it's for his own good, you know.

 

[*CHUBBY*]

I truly missed the days of old iron gun sights, figuring out mils, and messy grease pencil marks on the canopy….

Ah, memories of grease pencils and "booger bombing" on the ranges rather than utilizing the Hoover's "lexan PUD". Good times, good times...

 

[FLYTPAY]

I'm always amazed at what you Old Timers accomplished with just a slide rule and a drafting pencil.

Kiss ass. No HUD for you!

Here are some questions, mostly rhetorical.
Now who is older.....A4's or Catmando?
Who is grumpier?.......well, A4's of course.
Who eats more fiber?
Whose heart medication is compatible with Viagra? (trick question)
Who loves seeing old men duke it out with old man strength?

 

[Mumbles]

do they look like these guys??

or these guys??

 

[AllAmerican75]

Kiss ass. No HUD for you!

EDIT: I tried to come up with a joke, but it just wasn't funny enough. Oh well.

 

[phantomphixer82]

It all comes down to this;
Never ask any man what type of plane he fly's, if he is in fighters he will tell you, if not why embarrass him.
Your either a fighter or a target, so who care if you can fire a missle? A fighter may have one locked on you before you can figure it out or not. Attack pukes drop your bombs and go home. We will take care of the rest.
Phabulos Phantoms Phore ever. Long Live the Be-Devilers

 

[phantomphixer82]

P.S. F/A-18 Hornets do not count as Fighters they are attack pukes as well.

 

[sevenhelmet]

Whaaa?

 

[FLYTPAY]

P.S. F/A-18 Hornets do not count as Fighters they are attack pukes as well.

With all due respect Sir, who the hell are you

 

[BlkPny]

Watching a flight of two Phantoms put in a napalm strike will always be one of three iconic images I have of Viet Nam. Watching them come in low and flat, and watching the cans tumble into the foliage was an incredible sight. I can't imagine what the experience was like for the guys on the ground who they were supporting. I'll bet that, there for just a second, they thought they saw God. Or Hell.

 

[A4sForever]

.... Attack pukes drop your bombs and go home. ....

Anything less than that would be either unlucky or stupid.