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Yea, maybe not. Chiefs don't make policy, though they do enforce it....or should.
When Chiefs start spouting that kind of crap to me I have only one response, "Chief, did you hear my zipper?"
And when they give me that confused look I follow up with, "then why is your mouth open?"
Of course, I did learn that from a Chief (said as he was yelling at an airman).
And when they give me that confused look I follow up with, "then why is your mouth open?"
Of course, I did learn that from a Chief (said as he was yelling at an airman).
Yeah, that's a pretty common one with USMC ranks in place. It's always much more funny for the enlisted guys.
Probably not worth a post but good try
Here's a related joke:
A young Ensign walks up to his chief and asks were the officer ranks came from. The chief replies:
Ensigns are Gold because they are valuable but easy to mold and bend
JG's are also valuable but are a little stronger and stiffer so Silver is best.
LT's are twice as valuable as JG's and the bars are linked because they are usually not flexible.
Capt's have Eagles because they soar over everything.
The Ensign says,"What about LCDR's and CDR's?"
Chief says, "Since the days of Adam and Eve, we have always covered our pricks with leaves."
Sorry it wasn't faster/funnier but all I could think of to respond.
A young Ensign walks up to his chief and asks were the officer ranks came from. The chief replies:
Ensigns are Gold because they are valuable but easy to mold and bend
JG's are also valuable but are a little stronger and stiffer so Silver is best.
LT's are twice as valuable as JG's and the bars are linked because they are usually not flexible.
Capt's have Eagles because they soar over everything.
The Ensign says,"What about LCDR's and CDR's?"
Chief says, "Since the days of Adam and Eve, we have always covered our pricks with leaves."
Sorry it wasn't faster/funnier but all I could think of to respond.
As long as we're throwing out old jokes:
A Captain, a Warrant Officer, and a Gunny are walking through the woods and stumble upon an old bottle. The Captain picks it up and uncorks it, and out pops a genie. The genie agrees to grant them each one wish. The Captain says, "I'd like a nice house on a tropical island, right next to a golf course." Poof, he was gone.
The Warrant Officer says, "I'd like a cabin in the mountains, right in the middle of the best hunting and fishing grounds you know of." Poof he was gone.
The Gunny looks at the genie in disbelief and says, "I want those two back at work by 1300."
A Captain, a Warrant Officer, and a Gunny are walking through the woods and stumble upon an old bottle. The Captain picks it up and uncorks it, and out pops a genie. The genie agrees to grant them each one wish. The Captain says, "I'd like a nice house on a tropical island, right next to a golf course." Poof, he was gone.
The Warrant Officer says, "I'd like a cabin in the mountains, right in the middle of the best hunting and fishing grounds you know of." Poof he was gone.
The Gunny looks at the genie in disbelief and says, "I want those two back at work by 1300."
Some Chiefs are.