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Relationship Issues!!

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A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
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Was it this guy ... ???
Quite possibly .... couldn't get it to load. First sung, that I know of, by Paul Dinello, a genius of a comic actor from Exit 57.

God help me for even posting this .... :)


"My Wife Dumped Me For a Guy Named Jesus"

Hail Mary, full of grace
Your boy kicked me in the face
He made my wife run away
for a big promise on Judgment Day

My wife called me a sinner
I guess I'll be fixing my own dinner
Now I'm left with pain and loathing
caused by a wolf in Messiah's clothing

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces
It hurts to say his Dad's name when someone sneezes
My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus

Do you think you're such a big shot raising people from the dead?
Or a sleight of hand with a loaf of bread?
You're a second-rate magician with everlasting life
whose latest trick is my disappearing wife

I'm as good as that guy named Jesus
I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis
And I can walk on water when it freezes
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus

And Jesus better watch his back...

(Just kidding, J.C.:eek:)
 

Tombstone

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Thull is it just me or are you wanting to start some shit? Bring it on son I have done my fair share of ass kicking over this matter. By the way I bet you only wish you could of been there to see and do some of the shit I've done being a male cheerleader. Its only the easiest way to get laid in the world besides being a NAVAL AVIATOR.
 

Tombstone

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Just in case you people are wondering check out my profile picture. I am the one holding my ex-girlfriend in the air with one hand. Shooting the bird to all that can see this. That is for the ones that thought I was a chick.
 

JTS11

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The hyper-aggressive, rogue male cheerleader act is a bit unsettling :eek: . Let's tone down the spirit a bit. Thank you.
Thull is it just me or are you wanting to start some shit? Bring it on son I have done my fair share of ass kicking over this matter. By the way I bet you only wish you could of been there to see and do some of the shit I've done being a male cheerleader. Its only the easiest way to get laid in the world besides being a NAVAL AVIATOR.
 

Fezz CB

"Spanish"
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The hyper-aggressive, rogue male cheerleader act is a bit unsettling :eek: . Let's tone down the spirit a bit. Thank you.

Concur. Nobody gives 2-sh!ts if you were a male cheerleader or a booger-eating nerd who played D&D. Let's tone down testosterone a little. Sheesh. We're all on the same team here.
 

thull

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Thull is it just me or are you wanting to start some shit? Bring it on son I have done my fair share of ass kicking over this matter. By the way I bet you only wish you could of been there to see and do some of the shit I've done being a male cheerleader. Its only the easiest way to get laid in the world besides being a NAVAL AVIATOR.

Relax, there's a lot of good-natured sh!t-talking on this forum. Get used to it or stay on the sidelines.
 

Schnugg

It's gettin' a bit dramatic 'round here...
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Just to let all you SOB's I am a DUDE, and my girlfriend is fuckin smokin! She is freakin awesome and in my profile that is me in front on the hornet. So lets get pass all the shit about me being a female! Now that that crap is out of the way. I appreciate all of your replies to my question. I am really not sure what I want to do but I guess I will just see how it goes because she knew I was going to do this well before we got serious. So just if you all have anything else to say that can help with this decision please write back. By the way I am not mad about the calling me a female shit I think it is funny because believe me it is not like I haven't heard it before.

I still think she's a female troll toying with Brett.
 
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