I knew and/or flew with a.....
Major "Itchy" Rash
"FIAT" (Fences In After Takeoff)
"Niblet" Cornstubble
"Cunny" Linggi
"NOMO" (No Male Organs)
"Boards" (huge ears)
"Pickle" (came back from a flight one drop tank short)
"Tool" Stanley
"Peanut" Farmer
"FISH" (F*@! Is She Huge)
"Squirt" (stripped down naked and pooped in a ziploc bag in the back of a Prowler on an OIF 1 mission)
"Cockman" and "Throbin" (the dynamic duo. these 2 NFOs went throug API, flight school, and the RAG together, then wound up in my fleet squadron)
"SuperTard" (numerous/continuous acts of buffonery)
"BOA" (Big Ole Ass)
and finally......
"The Yeti" (pronounced, thuh yeh-ti, he's world famous, everyone knows him)