The Truth about A4s.....

[HAL Pilot]

A4s sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??" He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes; Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Intruders in Viet Nam and later Scooters as an Adversary; taught hundreds people to fly and gave rides to thousands; flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so, I reckon, I am a pilot."

She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian! I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women. So, that's why I'm a lesbian."

The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.

Later, a young man sat down on the other side of A4s and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."

(Note: this was blatantly stolen from another website....)

 

[GO_AV8_DevilDog]

ha




A4's at a starbucks...


+1

 

[ACowboyinTexas]

You forgot to mention that A4s converted her after he was finished with his coffee.

 

[Gasman]

Nah, she came willingly. Something about scooter drivers. A4's forever

 

[Hozer]

A4's and HAL at the Starbuck's in question...before the morning cocktail.

 

[BusyBee604]

Great Steal! +1
BzB

 

[helolumpy]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...

 

[ACowboyinTexas]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...

Don't worry, Lumpy. One of these days you'll 'come out'

 

[helolumpy]

You know the difference between dykes and lesbians???

You want to watch lesbians!!

 

[OUSOONER]

I'm surprised A4's reacted so favorably. He's come a long way, b/c if I recall..he was flying when women were forced to wear letter A's if they cheated on their husbands.

 

[PropStop]

Making fun of old people is awesome.

 

[exhelodrvr]

A4's and HAL at the Starbuck's in question...before the morning cocktail.

What they see when they look in the mirror before the morning cocktail; what we always see when we look at them.

 

[fc2spyguy]

I'm surprised A4's reacted so favorably. He's come a long way, b/c if I recall..he was flying when women were forced to wear letter A's if they cheated on their husbands.

I missed his response. I assumed he was squeezing limes and taking cialis, you know those hookers need an assist to get it up . . .

 

[bunk22]

Stolen or not, funny as shit

 

[Schnugg]