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[xmid]

No spanking the monkey?! Are you serious? They have a reg against masterbating? Whats the average length of time until your balls explode?

Is this what all the "rats" look like after a couple months?

 

[Thisguy]

No spanking the monkey?! Are you serious? They have a reg against masterbating? Whats the average length of time until your balls explode?

Fortunately, nature has a defense mechanism against that...it's called a wet dream (so your balls won't look like that dog's in Van Wilder).

 

[xmid]

Funny, I always thought nature gave us two defense mechanisms, girls and a right hand...

 

[skidkid]

I'll let you in a little secret to passing room inspections leave some porn very poorly concealed in your room, Cadre inspects room, find porn, looks at porn, forgets to look for dust etc. IT WORKS

 

[xmid]

Hahaha, I know a guy that was notorious for having a porn screen saver up on his computer during room inspections. It worked flawlessly.... until the Dep Dant decided he wanted to inspect a few rooms...

 

[AllAmerican75]

That's great. There's a story of one guy stacked his playboy under his Bible while he was hastily cleaning his room for inspection. The Chaplain came in, remarked about him reading the Bible, then picked it up, and nearly had a heart attack when he saw what was under it.

 

[ChunksJR]

and nearly had a heart attack when he saw what was under it.

Probably because he doesn't play with himself...much...see what happens?!

 

[AllAmerican75]

Probably because he doesn't play with himself...much...see what happens?!

Well, I doubt he needs to seeing as how the Chaplain has a wife and all. He does have a thing about porn though, like a lot of churchfolk.