“Dwight at 8 am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight""Who are you faxing this early in the morning?"
"Ahh, it's kind of hard to explain."
"I don't have a lot of contact with the Scranton branch, but I did take a box of Dwight's stationary before I left. I send faxes to Dwight. From himself. From the future."