Subject: Saving the airlines
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>Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
>the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't
>even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least
>triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
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>And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again,
>hoping to see naked women.
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>Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
>saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we
>could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
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>Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
>women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
>would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
>handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
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>Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
>everything myself?
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>Sincerely,
>Bill Clinton
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>Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
>the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't
>even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least
>triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
>
>And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again,
>hoping to see naked women.
>
>Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
>saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we
>could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
>
>Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
>women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
>would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
>handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
>Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
>everything myself?
>
>Sincerely,
>Bill Clinton