Relationship Issues!!

[badger16]

Quite possibly .... couldn't get it to load. First sung, that I know of, by Paul Dinello, a genius of a comic actor from Exit 57.

God help me for even posting this ....

"My Wife Dumped Me For a Guy Named Jesus"

Hail Mary, full of grace
Your boy kicked me in the face
He made my wife run away
for a big promise on Judgment Day

My wife called me a sinner
I guess I'll be fixing my own dinner
Now I'm left with pain and loathing
caused by a wolf in Messiah's clothing

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces
It hurts to say his Dad's name when someone sneezes
My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus

Do you think you're such a big shot raising people from the dead?
Or a sleight of hand with a loaf of bread?
You're a second-rate magician with everlasting life
whose latest trick is my disappearing wife

I'm as good as that guy named Jesus
I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis
And I can walk on water when it freezes
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus

And Jesus better watch his back...

(Just kidding, J.C.)

this reminds me of a rugby cheer I used to sing...Awesome post A4s!

 

[Kycntryboy]

The hyper-aggressive, rogue male cheerleader act is a bit unsettling . Let's tone down the spirit a bit. Thank you.

Sounds like a complex if you ask me, and I'm sure noone isn't
With that said the Hilltopper mascot is by far the funniest :icon_tong

 

[badger16]

The hyper-aggressive, rogue male cheerleader act is a bit unsettling . Let's tone down the spirit a bit. Thank you.

Agreed...why people try to start fights via ONLINE I will never understand...

 

[Birdman]

LMAO ok who put the spartan male cheerleader from SNL in his profile pic?

 

[The Stinkster]

Thull is it just me or are you wanting to start some shit? Bring it on son I have done my fair share of ass kicking over this matter. By the way I bet you only wish you could of been there to see and do some of the shit I've done being a male cheerleader. Its only the easiest way to get laid in the world besides being a NAVAL AVIATOR.

Wow.....A$$ kicking cheerleader.....callsign Buffy perhaps? Sorry..couldn't help it.

 

[insanebikerboy]

Agreed...why people try to start fights via ONLINE I will never understand...

Must we restate the obvious....I think so :icon_tong

 

[Carno]

^ Even if you win, you're still a male cheerleader.

 

[Birdman]

exactly

 

[thull]

I was going to tell him to meet me at
www.where-people-physically-fight-on-the-internet.com
but I'm just glad it didn't come to that...

 

[Brett327]

Well, as entertaining as it had been, this thread has served its purpose. I'm sure the OP will present us with many more opportunities to delve into his various gender ambiguities once his time-out is over.

Brett