It was kinda difficult to type this with just my left hand
Waaaaaait, Jewels Jade is his wife!!! This dude is one lucky sob
I can see the investigation taking a little while longer while the investigating officer gets his NMCI access revoked 15 times.
That would be an even funnier, and also more legitimate excuse, than the Master Chief I heard get his access restricted for legitimately searching for a spa day for his wife and daughter meeting him in port, by googling "mother/daughter facial". Needless to say he was mortified at his obvious, and yet innocent, oversight.
That would be an even funnier, and also more legitimate excuse, than the Master Chief I heard get his access restricted for legitimately searching for a spa day for his wife and daughter meeting him in port, by googling "mother/daughter facial". Needless to say he was mortified at his obvious, and yet innocent, oversight.