Dave,
Sorry to burst your bubble, but unless things have changed since I was there (and I doubt they have in this regard), Candidate Officers are not supposed to mash poopies. Not that it doesn't happen, but those who do are generally those who also carry around an inferiority complex. Sorry if I offend anyone, but this was one of my pet peeves (not as a poopie, but as part of the Indoc Staff). You're only 10 weeks ahead of these people, and your only job is to get them to a certain level of performance, and get them ready to meet their DI (which, I have to admit is funny to watch--not because you wish them pain, but because you realize that you looked just like them only a few short weeks before).
I'm sure that those who graduated more recently can give you much better gouge, but my number one recommendation is to be able to do (forward, backwards, and inside-out) the big three while you are PTing. Also, don't take any gouge with you when you report.