Oil Changing instructions. Man vs. Woman

[HOORAH]

That would be funny if I hadnt heard more then one girlfriend say it in the course of my life.....

My sister knew a girl that didn't change or check her oil the entire time she owned her car. She bought it brand new. I wonder if she still talks to her. I think she went to college with her.

 

[HOORAH]

Note post #24. I like changing oil.

I just use checks for bills that I can't pay with a credit card.

Hey I like motorcycles more than the normal person but changing the oil isn't the most exciting part of my day.

 

[Pcola04/30]

Eliminate #8,10,11, & 24 forever.....

Best $13 I ever spent. Spill free oil changes guaranteed.....The wife will think you were lying about changing the oil due to the lack of traditional 'evidence'

 

[Thisguy]

Why not write a check?

How do you get cash? you pay money to take it out of an ATM...you pay money to use your own money...make sense

Not if you have USAA

Actually checkwriting makes a helluva lot more sense to me.

I never do it though, I always use a debit card...

Exactly. The existence Debit Cards make Checks at the register a pain in the ass for the cashier and the people waiting in line. Women using checks at the check out line is somewhat excusable, because I think it's in their biology or something, but a man toting his checkbook around is either gay, or not straight.

 

[ip568]

It's genetic.

 

[Thisguy]

It's genetic.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ip568 again.

That's so true.

Women shop, Men buy stuff.

 

[supplywife]

Back to post #1...the only thing missing is harass wife (or other woman) for spending $21 on oil change!!!

 

[a_m]

Back to post #1...the only thing missing is harass wife (or other woman) for spending $21 on oil change!!!

Crazy women, when will you learn just to leave it to men.

 

[BurghGuy]

They do. They pay the guy down at the jiffy lube to do it. They won't ask you to do it for free, because women would rather have you in the house on the weekend to nag about cleaning or buying curtains... or worse... the dreaded "trips to Bed Bath and Beyond!"

 

[Brett327]

They do. They pay the guy down at the jiffy lube to do it. They won't ask you to do it for free, because women would rather have you in the house on the weekend to nag about cleaning or buying curtains... or worse... the dreaded "trips to Bed Bath and Beyond!"

Hey, you guys are making a pretty strong case for married life. Could I have been wrong all this time?

Brett

 

[Godspeed]

No one ever said you were wrong Brett. In my opinion, the harsh reality and truth of your teachings are overbearing on the standard individual; brainwashed by the norms and standards set by middle class American suberbia.

 

[Brett327]

No one ever said you were wrong Brett. In my opinion, the harsh reality and truth of your teachings are overbearing on the standard individual; brainwashed by the norms and standards set by middle class American suberbia.

Agreed. Cast off your chains, men! Seize your freedom!

Brett

 

[A4sForever]

No one ever said you were wrong Brett. In my opinion.......

Correcto-mondo, grasshopper-breath!! .... and then .... you offered "your opinion" !!! .... Big, potentially fatal mistake.

Brett's take??? That is why Brett is a Sensei in the Dojo that is Air Warriors ... if we-all wanted to be "standard", "norm"(al), or "middle-class" ... we would be selling shoes @ K-Mart.

Or flying for the Air Force ....

 

[Brett327]

[Brett's take??? That is why Brett is a Sensei in the Dojo that is Air Warriors ... if we-all wanted to be "standard", "norm"(al), or "middle-class" ... we would be selling shoes @ K-Mart.

High praise from the most worthy of air warriors, most humbly accepted.

Brett

 

[crysmc]

Golf is too expensive for something I know I'm bad at.

You should take up women. We're expensive, but even if you're bad with us, we'll let you change our oil.