I don't do resolutions, or Christmas, or New Years for that matter, but I do have a lot of probelms with you people...as defined below:
1. Stop being stupid. Seriously, people. I know that every swinging dick that has fantasies of flying this, that or the other discovers AW via Google, or some such, but do you really think that there's a legion of Aviators on the edge of their collective seats who're waiting to answer your anane rookie high school questions as though you're pulling up to a Burger King drive thru? Please, please, please...do some fucking research - I don't care where, be it here or through the miracle of the internet, but if one more of you stupid motherfuckers asks what your chances are of flying a fighter, I will hunt you down and repreatedly punch you in the larynx.
2. Stop being right-wing automatons. Just because you're in the military doesn't mean that you have to be the latest Bill O'Reiley clone. Open your minds and entertain something other than Fox news to feed your worldwiew. Seriously, the internet is full of interesting alternative viewpoints which will add depth to your understanding of every issue under the sun. It's Ok to be a conservative or Republican, just be an informed one who actually understands the complexities of the issues rather than memorizing the RNC's talking points. When you get to my readyroom, I expect you to be fully versed in the nuances of international politics.
3. Stop getting married and breeding so God damned young! If you are marrying someone you've known for less than two years, YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK. If you're marrying someone and you're under 30, YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK. If you're marrying someone prior to commissioning, or deployment because you think it's the "right thing to do," or think that it will be "easier" while you're away, then YOU'RE A STUPID FUCK.
4. Finally, stop looking forthe loophole. Stop trying to be the guy who slides by and screws away his ground job. Stop being the guy who decides that it's OK to fuck that cool chick pilot in your squadron, or that hot enlisted chick, or whatever. I am done with you in 2010. I will expose you and run you out of my beloved Navy.
Brett