That really reminds me of a Louis CK bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8
It's a long one.
So there's this family, a mother and a father and their four year old son..."
Michail Gorbachev was giving a speech at some US university and was asked his opinion of what would have been different if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead of JFK. His answer: "Aristotle Onassis would never have married Mrs. Khrushchev."
Any Phrog jokes? We have a lot of transition guys in our squadron.