NAVAL AVIATOR HEAVEN

[blackbart22]

Guess that means no more thousand yen hottsi baths and Masagee.

 

[fc2spyguy]

Cleared from present position is assumed, and no request is required.

 

[BusyBee604]

Children & dependent relatives, may also be beamed at $5.95 each (Y700 p/head on orders to Japan).
BzB

In NA heaven, there are no 'orders'. We just go where we want, when we want, & upon arrival are immediately granted basket leave, which doesn't expire until comfortably ensconced in new digs.
BzB

 

[xj220]

You never lose contact due to malfunctioning equipment because your equipment doesn't break.

The Ready launches exist because you decide you want to fly at any moment.

 

[nittany03]

Cleared from present position is assumed, and no request is required.

Why does Heaven require IFR control?

 

[MasterBates]

Cleared from Present Position is helo speak for take off from where you are.

 

[Jim123]

^^^

Runways? Where we're going, we don't need runways.

 

[Gatordev]

Well done. You have the "correct" Claudia Wells Back to the Future and not the Elizabeth Shue Back to the Future. Then again, it's tough to say no to 1989 Elizabeth Shue.

 

[Jim123]

Well done. You have the "correct" Claudia Wells Back to the Future and not the Elizabeth Shue Back to the Future.

I'd forgotten about the actress swap in the sequels until just now, but nonetheless the picture just "looked" right

Then again, it's tough to say no to 1989 Elizabeth Shue.

If only I had a time machine...

 

[brownshoe]

If only I had a time machine...

Two choices:
1. Time Machine - Rent this one from H.G. Wells.



2. Wayback Machine – Rent this one from Mr. Peabody and Sherman.



Oh... And do let us know how you make out.

 

[JIMC5499]

Sounds like a mantainance crew's version of heaven as well. One question. Who do you fly against?

 

[xj220]

Also, the beer flows like wine and the women flock to us like the salmon of Capistrano.

 

[Echo24]

Also, the beer flows like wine and the women flock to us like the salmon of Capistrano.

I knew it started with an "S".

 

[brownshoe]

VA-44 hasn’t been decommissioned, Walt, Derf and I have just left the chow hall at Cecil heading back to our line at hangar 67 for night check. Oh… and Yuma dets and quals are still fun duty.

Sorry… forgot to mention that we still have Go Go dancers at the EM club and beer is still ten cents a can during Happy Hour.

 

[robav8r]

There are no promotion boards - you wear whatever rank you feel is appropriate and carry out the duties commensurate with that rank. And there is no PQS, for anything. You're fully qualified, certified & designated for anything you want!