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Major Mckenize from Jag
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Ooooh...is that a threat? J/K I think you should...just as an experiment 'cause I know you're bored. Let's see the gouge sheet on women, as well as a 'what women want in a man' sheet...from your perspective. If you don't want to post it...PM, or email it to me...this should be very interesting. Hmmmm...'The Rules of Engagement According to Tali,' can't wait =)
JR
JR
LOL ..... "The Rules of Engagement According to Tali" ..... I like that!!
OK, you'll get a copy as soon as one is made up. But use it wisely. If girls know you have a cheat sheat then you'll lose points for being unoriginal (rule #27).
Do I get a "Rules of Engagement According to JR????" I think it's only fair!
OK, you'll get a copy as soon as one is made up. But use it wisely. If girls know you have a cheat sheat then you'll lose points for being unoriginal (rule #27).
Do I get a "Rules of Engagement According to JR????" I think it's only fair!
Rules of Engagement sheet doesn't work. I have tried to play by the rules and you just meet a chick that has different rules. You see the rules of engagement are different from model to model when it comes to women.
They are not quite as advanced as men, our rules are universal across the board. I've listed them below:
1.Give us sex
2.Give us food
3.Give us beer
4.Let us sleep and watch tv when we desire without talking to us
5.Don't talk during the game, or if you talk, don't expect us to listen
6.Give us sex
7.see #'s 1 and 6
Eliminate distractions, focus on your goals and visualize what you hope to accomplish.
They are not quite as advanced as men, our rules are universal across the board. I've listed them below:
1.Give us sex
2.Give us food
3.Give us beer
4.Let us sleep and watch tv when we desire without talking to us
5.Don't talk during the game, or if you talk, don't expect us to listen
6.Give us sex
7.see #'s 1 and 6
Eliminate distractions, focus on your goals and visualize what you hope to accomplish.
Tali,
I'm cross-checking yoiur #27 above with what's on the sheet! Ok...I'll try to make myself sit down long enough to make the ROE sheet for you, but it will be tough wrestling my ADD to the floor =) Okay, now to work (cracks knuckles and begins typing...)--oh, look, a bird...
JR
I'm cross-checking yoiur #27 above with what's on the sheet! Ok...I'll try to make myself sit down long enough to make the ROE sheet for you, but it will be tough wrestling my ADD to the floor =) Okay, now to work (cracks knuckles and begins typing...)--oh, look, a bird...
JR
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TSPO
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oooh boy, looks like there will be some more pics to add soon, as she'll be featured in STUFF magazine.
Can't wait!
Can't wait!
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TSPO
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Here's the set of rules I prefer to go by:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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I don't know where it came from, it was an email forward one of my friends sent me awhile back. Saw this thread and it reminded me of it, seemed relevant.
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