Let'er Rip - It's Safer

[HAL Pilot]

There's nothing like a wiff of ass at FL360.....

http://www.3news.co.nz/Experts-say-let-it-rip-on-planes/tabid/423/articleID/286909/Default.aspx

 

[Flugelman]

"However, the odour - and women's farts smell worse than men's - may impair cabin service and thus the quality of life aboard the aircraft."

I knew it! Finally I can end the argument when she tells me "My stuff don't stink!"

 

[BusyBee604]

"However, the odour - and women's farts smell worse than men's - may impair cabin service and thus the quality of life aboard the aircraft."

I knew it! Finally I can end the argument when she tells me "My stuff don't stink!"

My Shrink tells me that my brain will remain more active if I strive to learn at least ONE new thing every day. HAL, does this factoid cover me for today? ... pffffft, burrrp!

BzB

 

[HAL Pilot]

Sorry BzB.....

The specialists did not recommend setting farts alight, either on land or in a plane, despite its proven ability to reduce odour.

 

[PropStop]

Probably my very favoriate thing to do on any plane. Makes my day.

 

[hlg6016]

My Shrink tells me that my brain will remain more active if I strive to learn at least ONE new thing every day. HAL, does this factoid cover me for today? ... pffffft, burrrp!
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BzB

If your gonna light 'em up, make sure you are wearing cotton drawers!

 

[MasterBates]

This happened when TooF farted so bad in the plane that I actually went on O2.

 

[JackyB]

In the United Kingdom, odour refers to scents in general. In the United States, odor has a more negative connotation, such as smell, stench or stink. Now we know HAL is a Limey.......

 

[Renegade One]

Farting in your neck and wrist sealed exposure suit…the gift that keeps on giving...

Best saved for the CVIC debrief.

 

[MasterBates]

Or the SWO wardroom on a CG. In the middle of dinner.

 

[Renegade One]

Or the SWO wardroom on a CG. In the middle of dinner.

Never had the opportunity…but I get it...

 

[HAL Pilot]

In the United Kingdom, odour refers to scents in general. In the United States, odor has a more negative connotation, such as smell, stench or stink. Now we know HAL is a Limey.......

No, my teeth aren't yellow..... I copied and pasted from the article which , if you look at the link, came from a New Zealand news source. Kiwis spell Brit.