Hmmm... lizard must be a rioter, and a weird Korean... and a college kid.
But seriously, we need to tone it down. No more comedy for anyone who is going, wants to be, or is an officer. We are numbers da**it. Faceless robots sent out to destroy all evil, wierd S. Korean executing, a** mongers. Therefore, we should always maintain a strict military bearing. No beer, sex, or rock-and-roll. In fact, music breeds independence, so none of that other hippie music either. Death is very serious, to all of us. So in the likely event that someone is killed during this war, every serviceman should become stone silent and wallow in pity for the poor fallen camrade, so that no member of the armed services leaves without at least a moderate case of manic depression, anxiety, or post-traumatic stress syndrome.
