Just because they are coming back doesn't mean there still aren't unanswered questions. If you don't mind, I won't put my tiny tin foil hat away until they are answered. My tiny tin foil hat IS my thinking cap. It captures and concentrates the energy emanating from Vortex in Sedona, Az which energizes the activity of neurons in the brain facilitating a higher level of brain function. My working theory is that a couple of the sailors are GOP operators. They sabotaged the boats so they would end up in Iranian waters causing an international crisis over the State of the Union. Sen Cruz was noticeably absent from the Address. I expect that is because he was actively in control of the entire operation.
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No way, dude. Sen Cruz is completely in the dark on this one.
Those U.S. and Iranian sailors are part of a global joint task force to detain and research alien life forms that crashed on this planet years ago. One or more of the aliens must have escaped yesterday from the top secret holding facility on Farsi island, so the U.S. and IRGCN teams had to work together to go catch them in the Persian Gulf. No American sailors got detained - that was just the cover story for their role in the extra terrestrial recapture operation (ET-RCO).
In fact, the whole "U.S. vs Iran" issue is just a big charade to cover up our secret teamwork on extra-terrestrials. Iran and the U.S. are actually buddies! Iran's so called "nuclear enrichment facilities" are really just alien technology research laboratories. Oh, and Israel's in on it, too.
/joke
