Helos or Jets

[OUSOONER]

Yeah and girls don't fart or pooh.

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

 

[Herc_Dude]

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

What in God's name overcame you and made you think any of us wanted to know that? I'm guessing you still made some moves on this chick anyway, right?

 

[BACONATOR]

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

Did you check her dirty panties too? Find any butt-streaks on her thongs?

 

[OUSOONER]

i had to get it off my chest...and delegate my misery to you all

 

[pourts]

i had to get it off my chest...and delegate my misery to you all

Too much information. I do not want to hear about what she dropped on your chest.

 

[Slammer2]

After taking several opinions into account:

Jets...

...make...

...you...

...pooh

It is once again proved true.

 

[FLYTPAY]

It is once again proved true.

Holy shite that is funny!

 

[E5B]

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

WTF?!?

 

[Pags]

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

Next time before you hit "submit", take a look at what you're typing to see if it will add anything to the discussion. If the answer is no, don't hit submit.

 

[bunk22]

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

Number one, damn good story. I will refer to you as OU....STREAKS from here on out. However, agree with the above, not really on topic.

 

[Uncle Fester]

Number one, damn good story. I will refer to you as OU....STREAKS from here on out.

And this is how callsigns are born. Mazel tov!

 

[OUSOONER]

i'll behave..but i had to share with you when the word "pooh" gets thrown out there, you know that someone is going to have a story. streaks eh? based on how little you know about me i'll take it, it pales in comparison to what it could be!

 

[Herc_Dude]

I will refer to you as OU....STREAKS from here on out.

I was thinkin "Scatman" might be more fitting ...

 

[Picaroon]

Well, I've seen lots of legitimate threads here at AirWarriors devolve into scatological discussions or jokes about dicks.

I'm just looking forward to both happening at once.

 

[LazersGoPEWPEW]

how i wish that were true... one time i went to pick this girl up at her apartment (she lived alone)...and she was very attractive, before we left i said i needed to use the restroom real quick. i look down and there were sh!t stains all over the toilet bowl, she must have dropped some bombs seriously like 15 minutes before i arrived, needless to say, i never could look at her the same again.

Did you ever consider that it might've been the guy she was doing 30 minutes before you got there?