Halloween Parties Shenanigans

[Schnugg]

Besides the khaki clown suit we wear to work, what get up will you be wearing for any upcoming Halloween parties?

I'm going as a drunk Verizon lineman. Instead of tools in my work belt, I'll have beer.

andd Aghhhhh

 

[desertoasis]

Besides the khaki clown suit we wear to work, what get up will you be wearing for any upcoming Halloween parties?

I'm going as a drunk Verizon lineman. Instead of tools in my work belt, I'll have beer.

I'll be putting on my very finest Dallas Cowboys garb and going out as a colossal failure.

 

[CUPike11]

I'll be putting on my very finest Dallas Cowboys garb and going out as a colossal failure.

As a cowboys fan, I do not find that funny. Ok maybe it's a little funny.....but I can't disagree, we've been awful.

Me and a bunch of my buddies are going as the cast of scrubs. I'm going as Turk Turkleton hahah

 

[jmcquate]

As a cowboys fan, I do not find that funny. Ok maybe it's a little funny.....but I can't disagree, we've been awful.

Me and a bunch of my buddies are going as the cast of scrubs. I'm going as Turk Turkleton hahah

Don't think it was a dig at Cowboys

 

[desertoasis]

Don't think it was a dig at Cowboys

No, it was. But a good-natured one. While I enjoy the schadenfreude of it all, I do actually feel bad about the season.

What I'm really going to be doing is distributing candy to trick-or-treaters, as I drew the short straw in my house this year. So I'll most likely be wearing normal stuff.

 

[SynixMan]

No, it was. But a good-natured one. While I enjoy the schadenfreude of it all, I do actually feel bad about the season.

What I'm really going to be doing is distributing candy to trick-or-treaters, as I drew the short straw in my house this year. So I'll most likely be wearing normal stuff.

Wait, so you're staying in on Saturday to hand out candy instead of partying while wearing obnoxious clothing? If true, mail your JOPA card in please.

 

[Schnugg]

My neighbor directly across the street from me is an SES at a three letter agency.
He doles out frozen margaritas all night to adults. Candy for the kids.
I usually leave a bowl of candy on my doorstep and spend a lot of time on his stoop. -Hic-

 

[leo20307]

We're having a Mike Vick themed party for Halloween (NFL bros and dogfighting hos)- guys in NFL gear and chicks dressed up as their animal of choice preferably dogs (with the fake ears and stuff). We even have a giant pit for "dog" mud wrestling...college for a few more months, gonna live it up.

 

[feddoc]

My mother in law will stick out her tongue and go as a hemorrhoid.

 

[coolhandlukesd]

Our Halloween party theme is "Disgusting costumes" So I don't know if I want to go as a bloody tampon or a giant dickhead that shots cream milk out of the top of my head....... my G/F is thinking of going as Snooki.

 

[KBayDog]

I'm going to dress up as a Marine Aviator who actually enjoys being in this floating gray prison. :icon_rage

 

[fc2spyguy]

I'm going to dress up as a Marine Aviator who actually enjoys being in this floating gray prison. :icon_rage

So you're going as a mythical creature? . . .

 

[PhrogLoop]

Afro wig + red bandana + rolled up paper + black wife beater = Antione Dodson

 

[Jim123]

Afro wig + red bandana + rolled up paper + black wife beater = Antione Dodson

Hide your kids, hide your wife...

 

[KBayDog]

So you're going as a mythical creature? . . .

A creature even more rare than Nessie or a Liger.